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"My only really human quality to speak of is a fondness for celtic mysticism."

Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.

America is never recovering from this lmao

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

It really does! In today's RTÉ News online: www.rte.ie/culture/2025...

Yep

A home what now 😱😂. Predictive text doing you dirty Cian

This is a side quest in Resident Evil.

You want to have a shufty (Mancunian)

Odds plummet that asteroid will hit Earth in 2032 The chance that an asteroid capable of wiping out a city will hit Earth in eight years has been cut in half to around 1.5%, according to new calculations from NASA.

@rte.ie completely misunderstanding probability and "odds" here. Terrifying headline unless you actually understand statistics. www.rte.ie/news/newslen...

It did seem unusual that they pulled him up to chat with the pitch side team after the match. They really rinsed every drop of coverage they could out of the situation. Prendergast is clearly a very good player, and it's great to have two tens competing at such a high standard, but the hype is mad.

This is unerringly accurate.

You were not wrong.

Hospital passer of the week.

Two or three hospital passes from Prendergast. He's getting runover too.

Lads, I'll be honest. I'm not loving the commentary team on any of the channels here. #IrevEng

When I used to go to raves I couldn't work a phone by the end of the night, let alone film a video and post it. Make MDMA mandatory in clubs.

Twas ever so unfortunately. Best of luck in your criminal endeavours.

Light pollution ✅
Unnecessary CO2 emissions ✅
Damaging to wildlife ✅
Hazard to drivers ✅
Naff ✅

How do these things get planning permission, or is that a grey area?

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Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

I will add, getting the app for it is a little bit convoluted, as Huawei isn't part of the app store any more. But for 50 notes I'm fine with Chairman Ping knowing how much I used my rowing machine yesterday.

No bother

Huawei band 9 is pretty much the same. Using it since the start of December, and for the money I'm very happy with it. No PB readings, but does heart rate, steps, sleep, O2 sats, stress (?) and has exercise tracking for a load of stuff. The battery is fairly decent too. Hope that helps.

How will you find out where to have your humours balanced without Ask Jeeves?

Fucking hell this would never have occurred to me and it is so true.

Some thoughts are like a gift, I'll think of this next time I am reading.

This will never get old 🤣

She wouldn't need to walk through the metal detector. "Into the fucking x-ray machine with you!"