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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

@saraterror

Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. She/her

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Okay but can i PRETEND it's your teeth imprints?

13.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S SNOWING IN WESTERN WASHINGTON!! SHOW ME PICTURES OF YOUR PATIO FURNITURE IN THE TRADITION OF OUR ANCESTORS

13.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

they're calling the charlie kirk nickel the neckel

13.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 435 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

IT'S SNOWING IN WESTERN WASHINGTON!! SHOW ME PICTURES OF YOUR PATIO FURNITURE IN THE TRADITION OF OUR ANCESTORS

13.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

My cat is mad at me because I flushed the toilet before he could watch the water.

12.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ENTER YOUR HOLE

11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Field of Man-Sized Holes

The sudden. sight of a massive field, gouged with large outlines of bodies, stops you in your tracks.

One of these outlines matches your own. 

It's perfect..

Resist: Remove 2 cards from your Deck. Add Normality to your Deck

Enter Your Hole: Enchant a card with Perfect Fit.

Field of Man-Sized Holes The sudden. sight of a massive field, gouged with large outlines of bodies, stops you in your tracks. One of these outlines matches your own. It's perfect.. Resist: Remove 2 cards from your Deck. Add Normality to your Deck Enter Your Hole: Enchant a card with Perfect Fit.

Junji Ito reference in SLAY THE SPIRE 2!!!! Made me screech in delight.

It was so hard to get a good picture of the text with my blind-ass eyes. Look at it! LOOKIT! I am still screeching.

11.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An interpretation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, in which the knight is seduced by both Lord and Lady Bertilak. Here we see the knight in between the couple, head tilted back, eyes closed, as Lord Bertilak wraps a large hand around his neck and presses in close from behind. Lady Bertilak is pulling off his green belt with one hand, and reaching below to undo the lacing on his pants with another. The knight’s visible hand squeezes Lady Bertilak’s thigh tightly.

An interpretation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, in which the knight is seduced by both Lord and Lady Bertilak. Here we see the knight in between the couple, head tilted back, eyes closed, as Lord Bertilak wraps a large hand around his neck and presses in close from behind. Lady Bertilak is pulling off his green belt with one hand, and reaching below to undo the lacing on his pants with another. The knight’s visible hand squeezes Lady Bertilak’s thigh tightly.

A young woman in armor looks over her shoulder, sword in hand, ready to fight. Her one visible eye glows with a golden light. She stands in front of a stained glass sunrise, ready to chase away the darkness.

A young woman in armor looks over her shoulder, sword in hand, ready to fight. Her one visible eye glows with a golden light. She stands in front of a stained glass sunrise, ready to chase away the darkness.

A young woman with reddish blond hair in a Victorian updo sits in an intricately carved stone throne. She looks with a mocking smirk at the viewer, and an elegant silver crown dangles from one hand. Monstrous hands with long black nails reach from behind the throne, and are scoring deep gouges into the stone.

A young woman with reddish blond hair in a Victorian updo sits in an intricately carved stone throne. She looks with a mocking smirk at the viewer, and an elegant silver crown dangles from one hand. Monstrous hands with long black nails reach from behind the throne, and are scoring deep gouges into the stone.

Good afternoon Bluesky!

It's my 35th birthday today (!!!) and I'd love to request likes and reposts of some of my favorite pieces πŸ’šπŸ’š

[ #MyArt | #Illustration | #DarkArt | #ArthurianLit | #Tarot ]

11.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4

I hate afternoon appointments because ADHD Waiting Mode Brain is the worrrst. I've been in Waiting Mode since I woke up. Waiting Mode even overrode getting a cup of coffee.

11.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwwww my tattoo artist is sick and we have to reschedule. But at least I won't be locked into Waiting Mode until 1:30 today.

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S TATTOO DAAAAAAAY. My big buddy is gonna be so bloody.

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Add a letter, ruin a song

Malice's Restaurant

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This book is so so so so so good. I had a massive book hangover after I finished reading it.

10.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A blonde woman with shiny blue earrings shaped like melting ice cubes that say FUCK ICE.

A blonde woman with shiny blue earrings shaped like melting ice cubes that say FUCK ICE.

Still obsessed with these earrings. I love that they out people as fascist shitheads when someone has a negative reaction to them.

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That actually is her grandfather

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On Halloween, the crossing guards always dress up as traffic cones and i love it

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason, during this part of the process, I have to sing "THE SHOW MUST GO ON!" like I'm Jim Broadbent in Moulin Rouge.

10.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Floof now has a Toilet Routine. He must sit on the tank behind me, purring and rubbing his head against me. When I'm done, I must stand so he can view the flush. He perches on the edge of the bathtub and then stretches out to put his paws on the seat so he can watch the water swirl.

10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16783 πŸ” 4143 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 252
Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit
Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Brother, I think you're a bit too distracted thinking of your best friend there,,,,

Get back to work!

#art #oc #artsky

26.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

can we call them birb reporbs

09.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't love language shame here.

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd get another dog in a heartbeat though if I could. Maybe I can get a dog and name him Cat to fool my landlord.

09.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've already got a dog and my landlord won't let me have another, unfortunately. He needs kitty company anyway though. He grew up with like 20 other cats. Maybe I should keep him leashed and just let him hang out with them on the porch. Biggest concern is him catching any more diseases from them.

09.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had multiple people ask me where I got these. Figured I might as well link it here too. www.etsy.com/listing/4448...

09.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's super smart. Because the only way to know a cat has it is through tests that not everyone even gets for their cats.

09.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'll give that a shot.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is why I'm now wondering if there's a way to find an adoptable cat with calicivirus.

I just want this guy to be happy. He was the sickest cat in the colony. I don't want to let him get sicker. I wish I could find him a friend. I want to do what's right by him. Feeling a lot of guilt.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Managing his permanent symptoms of infection might be harder but I think it's doable. Making sure he always has flea medication would be a must. I can't prevent him from getting other viruses from the cats. There are a lot of downsides. Sometimes I feel selfish for rescuing him.

09.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0