Close that door and trade for AJ Brown you cowards
12.03.2026 19:47
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A collapsing house
Just passed the me of houses
12.03.2026 18:11
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I'm known as someone with raper wit and loser focus who lost her reading glasses.
12.03.2026 19:09
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[in THE voice, 1984]
Dear Kim in Ohio,
It's always smart to weigh the options when looking for love..
That being said, here's this fall's NUMBER ONE track from the amazing Tina Turner...
What's Love Got to Do With It
As always, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars
12.03.2026 19:20
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i drink a lot of different sodas but i think my favorite is baking
12.03.2026 18:33
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On-line pic of a new 87 Sprint turbo sport. Mine did not look this good
I once drove a Chevy Sprint with a 1.0 turbo 3cyl.
There was no social media then so I thought I'd let you make fun of me now...
12.03.2026 19:07
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Look, I'm over a half century old. I will make up words if I need to..
I'm glad we've had this glibversation
12.03.2026 18:45
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This regime needs to chill or I WILL start a podcast.
12.03.2026 18:31
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This was rhetorical. I turned to the radio off
12.03.2026 18:03
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Staticky Rush or Jimmy Buffett or a silent third option...
12.03.2026 18:02
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I'm quick with a joke or to light up your smoke, but I play piano for shit...
12.03.2026 17:37
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I'm responsible for nearly a dozen genuine spit-takes
Interviewer: I meant more of a work accomplishment
12.03.2026 17:36
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Fucking Beloit...
12.03.2026 17:32
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The next person to point out that the '80s were 40 years ago gets a throat punch...
12.03.2026 16:34
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Oh good, songs from my era on the oldies station...
Kill me
12.03.2026 16:33
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My Bluetooth is not connecting. I'm having music issues!!
12.03.2026 16:09
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Reskeeted.... My apologies
12.03.2026 16:04
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i love nerds and dorks and
geeks they are my people
12.03.2026 00:01
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I retweeted it when it was at 69 likes. I went back and liked it now since people can't respect laws
12.03.2026 16:03
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Doing a little road trip today. Do you guys want me to count out of state license plates or roadkill??
12.03.2026 16:01
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Cheese curds in the new cherry Red Bull. A true Wisconsin breakfast
25 says I'm going to have a heart attack
12.03.2026 15:46
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Whore moos. Anyone did that yet?
12.03.2026 13:17
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A body-shaped object wrapped in black plastic and painter’s tape sits atop a recycling can by the curb.
grandpa said he didn’t want a fuss
12.03.2026 12:42
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do not sit in the sun. remain at least ninety million miles away from it at all times
12.03.2026 13:06
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“ah well, there’s your problem,” I confidently say as I point to myself
11.03.2026 17:04
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Why is there a RoboCop logo in the back? Why is someone playing shrimp checkers with Robocop?
12.03.2026 01:36
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A man and a robot playing checkers but they're using cooked shrimp as checkers
So many options...
12.03.2026 01:29
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I want to feel what love is
Oh, hang on. I have a cheese grater
12.03.2026 00:38
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Sativa?
12.03.2026 00:21
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