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Emmy Winner • Trauma-Informed Comedy Writer @WGAWest.bsky.social

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What did YOU do this weekend?

04.03.2026 07:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Asana is the panopticon of day jobs

25.02.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I invite you to” just say “you should…”

13.02.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kermit’s cup as merch when? ☕️

08.02.2026 01:26 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Disneyland is a great place to comparison shop for strollers and eat churros. End of list.

15.12.2025 01:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Highly recommend keeping a bowl of Hanukkah gelt out all the time and grabbing a handful whenever you pass by like a cheeky little Jewish chocolate rat…🐀

04.12.2025 02:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New drag persona: Delulu Labubu

25.11.2025 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I needed this*

*The first day in recent memory when the internet is mostly hope, light-hearted memes, and the promise of a 4th Mummy movie

05.11.2025 15:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Graham Greene Dies: Oscar-Nominated ‘Dances With Wolves’ Actor Was 73 Graham Greene, a trailblazing Canadian First Nations actor & 'Dances With Wolves' star who opened doors for Indigenous actors, died September 1, 2025.

😔🕯️A Canadian First Nations actor who opened doors for Indigenous actors in Hollywood, died September 1 in a Toronto hospital after a long illness. 72. “He was a great man of morals, ethics and character and will be eternally missed,”
#Canada #FirstNations #Indigenous

deadline.com/2025/09/grah...

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Forever

06.07.2025 23:40 👍 21235 🔁 3091 💬 418 📌 154

anyone else up ruminating about a childhood nemesis or are you normal?

07.07.2025 10:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today in James Baldwin already said it: “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

06.07.2025 02:50 👍 388 🔁 98 💬 6 📌 2
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Supposedly red light is better for their circadian rhythm, but it’s giving Rosemary’s Baby…

30.05.2025 03:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Multiple people from the Chicago have stated signing stuff for the real housewives of Chicago. I assume it’ll be announced at bravocon

www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealH...

14.05.2025 16:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“As First Lady of ‘The Second City’, I make every second count…” 🍕🌭😘 #RHOchi

14.05.2025 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand . ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .

DA POPE!

08.05.2025 18:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure who needs to hear this, but it’s totally normal if The Last of Us makes you even more afraid to scrub your shower. 🫧🍄‍🟫🍄🧫🔬

26.04.2025 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder: the First Amendment protects everyone who resides in our country. It doesn't matter if you have a green card or a visa or if you're undocumented. The Supreme Court has repeatedly affirmed that any person residing in the United States, regardless of status, is entitled to 1A protections.

27.03.2025 14:59 👍 18604 🔁 4814 💬 413 📌 177
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Presenting the 1,2,3s of why we’re unionizing on Sesame Street 💚

Please help us by signing our public petition! Link in bio 🍪

21.03.2025 00:14 👍 171 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 7
Schumer: Step aside

Schumer: Step aside

Definitely don't take 30 seconds to use this simple tool to send an email to every Democratic Senator urging them to call for new leadership.

14.03.2025 22:19 👍 231 🔁 107 💬 10 📌 15

This Sunday, the whole country needs to spring forward from 1939.

07.03.2025 21:01 👍 49751 🔁 7738 💬 800 📌 304

my fellow Californians of good moral character…

trans people need you, *i* need you, to tell Newsom exactly what you think of him saying trans Californians (in a trans! sanctuary! state!) aren’t worth protecting

PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE

06.03.2025 20:04 👍 3007 🔁 2347 💬 76 📌 119

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

05.03.2025 22:34 👍 96659 🔁 26668 💬 1537 📌 1257

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

03.03.2025 21:09 👍 42475 🔁 8528 💬 320 📌 195

OUR FIGHTS FOR BODILY AUTONOMY ARE INTERTWINED

Sepsis in the 2nd trimester is up 50% in TX

is intertwined w/trans healthcare access being cut off & passports seized

is intertwined with rollbacks putting more lead in drinking water

is intertwined with stripping disability rights

#SOLIDARITY

25.02.2025 21:34 👍 520 🔁 166 💬 5 📌 3

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

22.02.2025 22:45 👍 24548 🔁 4904 💬 290 📌 236
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16.02.2025 21:53 👍 539 🔁 78 💬 5 📌 6
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

14.02.2025 23:47 👍 115186 🔁 34076 💬 1821 📌 983
WITCHY AF by Maggie Gottlieb - Coverfly Attempting to unblock creative energy, a meek, repressed painter wanders into an apothecary, unwittingly unleashing a dark, primeval force. To defeat it, she must step into her power by teaming up wit...

Here it is. For your consideration, my hour-long supernatural dramedy with quippy dialogue deemed "too funny for a drama" by Austin Film Fest. ✨WITCHY AF✨ writers.coverfly.com/projects/vie...

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