Today an otherwise normal seeming man coming out of a cafe toilet with the stench of an open sewer billowing out behind him spontaneously volunteered that he'd had to flush 10 times and I suspect he's going to think about that every day of forever
Turns out cream eggs *really* need that yellow bit
That sounded so bossy! I've been through this a lot, maximum love and support to you x
The NHS is a nightmare for any patient too ill to advocate for themselves. Medical staff don't know your family member's case like you do and do not let them think otherwise.
I've accepted the challenge now. I wouldnt be arsey though, I'd just open the door and do a courtly bow
Horses: flighty, mental
Donkeys: lads
Donkey. I just feel like we'd get on
Pot version of the does-it-anyway bird
Worked late because there was an EMERGENCY* but if the result comes off like I want it will be AMAZING
*It's a weird job where I mostly just email people but also the outcome affects people's entire lives??
Gargamel be like
I did it!! They refunded and I've reordered for tomorrow.
Amazon claim to have handed me my parcel 7 hours ago but I'm not allowed to complain til Thursday and I am FEWMIN
The sniff is so pronounced that I'm counting it as verbalisation
*sniff* You smell like eggs.
The rudest thing you can say without crossing societal lines.
45, big same.
4000 isn't a recommended dose, it's a maximum for anyone wanting to avoid toxicity. I'm not a doctor and obviously do what you think is best but on 10000 a day at I'd definitely be getting some regular blood tests.
Just jumping in to say no-one should be taking that much vitamin D without medical supervision. (NHS website in the picture.)
It took 2 minutes. It just made her bark more. We've had to put them away...
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The dog has been barking at balloons for 10 minutes and is just now getting brave enough to approach. Counting down to the inevitable pop/terror
22 is now 23. Update your dossiers accordingly
When the phone call you've been procrastinating can be avoided altogether by doing a thing online
Nightmare fuel
He's never seen a female boob IRL and has formulated a complex plan in his noggin to achieve this. Actual success may vary
Lola is spending her first IWD being eepy. She says the men are going to have to do the emotional labour and whatnot today
It's so good, my favourite book last year!
Why is he both 12 and 40? Why is he EVERYWHERE??
Just seen someone vehemently defending Timothééé Chalamet which made me go look what he's done and he just said ballet was shit and honestly I'm sad it's not worse because he makes my skin crawl
This is my new fun thing. Love to wake up more tired than when I went to bed
The picture is a highlighted bit of text. No idea why it looks blank on the TL
