Sorry, can't make it. My opponent has me in a pseudo-infinite and I keep losing the 50/50's that would let me get out
10.03.2026 22:29
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Sorry, can't make it. My opponent has me in a pseudo-infinite and I keep losing the 50/50's that would let me get out
damn, I wonder why democratic turnout has been so depressed lately. anyway, time to find 99.99% Hitler and demand everyone must vote for him or else
Newsom: slightly better than the modern gestapo
You know what, I would rather lose my house than get shot in the face, it's true. Is that Newsom's political strategy? Is he gonna start running adds where he describes himself as "marginally better than being shot in the face"? Because that would be pretty funny.
Maslow can suck it, that whole pyramid thing is apparently a bunch of crap
unless you mean that the death rate of getting shot in the face is higher than the death rate of having no shelter which, yeah I guess? not by much though if they're shelterless for too long
this is just factually incorrect
alarms aren’t enough, i need an army of goblins to attack me with tiny siege weapons until i get out of bed
i dont need this today okay
*dodges it easily*
toss it into the bog in order to ward off the foul bog witches
stops doing this to you
does this to you
sometimes you have an entire website of missing stairs it's fine
so true
heard they're renaming them to "trump and dump" in honor of him
It's always sad to lose a follower. Goodbye @jay.bsky.team, who is following for god knows why
I am now a thinkpiece
I’ve been thinking about items ever since I saw one
yay!
I love being served content algorithmically that is relevant to my interests
thinking really hard about the type of person who would start a podcast under the handle "god". none of the thoughts are positive
Jay is gone as CEO
If any of you have any posts you'd like to save for posterity, it might be a good idea to do that in the next, uh, 93 minutes or so.
In light of recent news, I have the following announcement: I am now the new CFO of Bluesky. Oh, wait. Oh, fuck. Oh no.
NP hard chuds seething at my easypilled verifiedmaxxing
Not with that attitude
I do not need nor want a drafts button. Either I finish whatever inane thought I have or I decide while typing it that it's too dumb to actually post.
Even a very charitable reading of what VC's actually do boils down to "bet on 10,000 different slot machines all at the same time until one of them pays out a jackpot"
An anti-american communist? Why, something such as that is entirely unheard of!
