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Lauren M. Seyler, Ph.D.

@darkmicrobio

Biogeochemist, microbial ecologist, sea wolf, bog witch, granddaughter of a devil, vegan-ish ecocentrist whimsigoth anarchist punk. she/her πŸ–€β€οΈ

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If you have ever flamed out, are flaming out, or feel like you’re about to flame out, I suggest watching this

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It began in a star. 
No, before that. A singularity. 
Time was not time then.
There was no I nor U.
Nothing so unstable can stay. 
In a fraction of a fraction of a second,
An infinite point became finite space.
We gazed, then reached, across it,
And became incandescent.
In the interstellar dust of that death, at last 
We coalesced – atom within void, void within atom –
The fusion in which all things merge and emerge.
The echoes are still there, 
White noise belying black space
Between the notes of every love song on the radio.

It began in a star. No, before that. A singularity. Time was not time then. There was no I nor U. Nothing so unstable can stay. In a fraction of a fraction of a second, An infinite point became finite space. We gazed, then reached, across it, And became incandescent. In the interstellar dust of that death, at last We coalesced – atom within void, void within atom – The fusion in which all things merge and emerge. The echoes are still there, White noise belying black space Between the notes of every love song on the radio.

The prompt was "elemental"

11.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ellie asked me what my favorite noun is, and I chose β€œsusurrus.” What’s yours?

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a broken little girl forced to be an adult

11.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d make the same face honestly

11.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray autistic pattern recognition saying β€œsee this is just more proof that the only person you can count on is you, sugar buns,” thanks I hate being like this

11.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a glass of water in her hand and says `` there ! now get it together ! '' Alt: Samantha from Bewitched is holding a glass of water in her hand and says `` there ! now get it together ! ''

I realize I have abandonment issues aggravated by ADHD-powered rejection sensitivity but it would be nice if I could take β€œsorry I can’t be there” like a fucking grownup instead of elaborately falling to pieces, like come on

11.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and capitalists will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'only if you contribute to the Trump Kennedy Center Renovation Fund'".

10.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMother, feed us, for we are starving!”
β€œMother cares not for us.”

10.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine going through the process of getting a whole ass PhD and coming out thinking β€œwell that was pointless”

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Diagram representing the impacts of viruses on aqueous sediment geochemistry. Organic matter (OM) sinks to the sediments, which is cycled in the microbial community, as well as increasing abundance, diversity, activity, and degradation of OM. From this β€œmicrobial loop” recalcitrant dissolved organic matter (RDOM) and dissolved inorganic carbon (DIC) are stored in sediments. Carbon is also released into the atmosphere from the sediment, and viral infection transfers genes between hosts or releases exogenous DNA to be used by bacteria, potentially aiding in metabolic activity. Created in BioRender. Williams, J. (2026) https://BioRender.com/b4wqimp.

Diagram representing the impacts of viruses on aqueous sediment geochemistry. Organic matter (OM) sinks to the sediments, which is cycled in the microbial community, as well as increasing abundance, diversity, activity, and degradation of OM. From this β€œmicrobial loop” recalcitrant dissolved organic matter (RDOM) and dissolved inorganic carbon (DIC) are stored in sediments. Carbon is also released into the atmosphere from the sediment, and viral infection transfers genes between hosts or releases exogenous DNA to be used by bacteria, potentially aiding in metabolic activity. Created in BioRender. Williams, J. (2026) https://BioRender.com/b4wqimp.

#MicrobiologyMonday: Marine sediments store vast amounts of carbon. By infecting and lysing microbes, viruses shape biogeochemical cycling from coastal zones to the deep sea and influence long-term carbon storage. Get the story in #AppEnvMicro: asm.social/2Qv

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not I’m actually quite pretty in person, it’s not just the iPhone filter

10.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tag yourself I’m the woke dog

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU’RE THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF YOU MOLDY ONION

09.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *driving Ellie to jazz dance class, notices she's singing softly to herself in the backseat*
Her: "Point me to the sky above, I can't get there on my own..."
Me: "...wait, are you singing the Misfits?!"

09.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Science and Art stop fighting, we’re both beautiful and undervalued

09.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The internet, on scientists: They're secretive gatekeepers, they hoard esoterica/the truth, they don't want anyone in their ivory tower little clubs

Actual scientists: LOOK, WE FOUND A 300 MILLION YEAR OLD FOSSILIZED CLOACCAL IMPRESSION AND THE VENT IS HORIZONTAL! PLZ READ MY 67-PAGE PAPER ABOUT IT

09.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1165 πŸ” 358 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon skeleton is standing in front of a wall in a room . Alt: a cartoon skeleton blushing
08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes indeed!

08.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me standing in front of the Unicorn Defends Himself tapestry, wearing a dress printed with the artwork

Me standing in front of the Unicorn Defends Himself tapestry, wearing a dress printed with the artwork

When you’re literally a walking work of art

08.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of me seated in the monastery at the Cloisters in my Unicorn Defends Himself dress

A photo of me seated in the monastery at the Cloisters in my Unicorn Defends Himself dress

A long shot of me in the same location/dress

A long shot of me in the same location/dress

Very demure, etc

08.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

08.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 12705 πŸ” 2767 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 195
Phil Ochs Draft Dodger Rag
Phil Ochs Draft Dodger Rag YouTube video by farmboy10001

youtu.be/tFFOUkipI4U?...

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you got on this train thinking you were going to North Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Linden, or Rahway, please get off at the next station and wait for a local train. Otherwise… you’ll be trapped here… with me.”

08.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue sweater is sitting on a couch eating a piece of butter . Alt: Mike Meyers doing the Coffee Talk sketch on SNL, the caption reads β€œLike butter”

It’s hard to explain how smooth this guy sounds, like he should be on late night call-in radio playing love song requests. Smoooooth.

08.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me and Muscle Husband standing in front of one of the unicorn tapestries, wearing clothes printed with the unicorn tapestries.

Me and Muscle Husband standing in front of one of the unicorn tapestries, wearing clothes printed with the unicorn tapestries.

A close up of me kissing my husband on the chin, giving him girl cooties.

A close up of me kissing my husband on the chin, giving him girl cooties.

What happens when two nerds go to the Cloisters

08.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our conductor on tonight’s train from NYC to Trenton is really having fun with it. β€œThis is a semi-express train. If you’re going to North Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Linden, or Rahway, you have gotten on the wrong train. Time to abandon all hope.”

08.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out, the Haber Bosch process working best with piles of cheap natural gas means that all the fertilizer is now made in like three places

08.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 957 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 14

I swear Bluesky buries every post I make about our podcast. Please listen to it. For PJ’s sake- he’s a fragile guy.

08.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 17825 πŸ” 4804 πŸ’¬ 617 πŸ“Œ 251