I was asked where Kell was today, after the pics of Darby & Indy.
Out. Side. 😭
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I was asked where Kell was today, after the pics of Darby & Indy.
Out. Side. 😭
chat I’ve been catfished
DOGE Canceled: $4192431 GSA contract for "Adobe Acrobat"
We live in a timeline where we're learning the president of the USA is likely a co-conspirator in a child trafficking ring because DOGE cancelled the DOJ's premium subscription to Adobe:
remember us when you're famous
www.instagram.com/p/DSdTyIbkRZ...
as an example, I found this post from an Instagram reel with 1.7k likes
This is what posting on Bluesky feels like #pluribus
10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.
did… did the dog write this recipe
😘
a good PDF will have a computer gasping for air when you open it
I was on it with a friend, I was familiar with this change but my friend just looked into the window and said "are we even allowed in there?"
with the cardboard boxes it looks like a staff room
Ted Cruz and I unequivocally agree that suspending Jimmy Kimmel due to pressure by the government is an attack on free speech. When Ted Cruz and I are somehow on the same side opposing you, it's a pretty clear sign that you've never been more in the wrong.
if you’re self-hosting a pds you get to take your posts with you during the rapture
a dog sunbathing in a lounge chair on a patio
same vibes as what my dogsitter just sent me
There is a lot of demand for digital privacy and security advice out there right now and lots of people are giving advice and writing guides. I beg them to do a few things:
1. Be explicit about the threat model your advice is meant for.
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
“Unused €3 VPS” sending messages like “i miss you” “come home” “i love uyou” and one notification from HSL “your single ticket (CD) has expired.”
notifications blowing up!
the game Neon Genesis Evangelion - Shito Ikusei, showing Kaji checking his computer, and smiling. The text reads "Doesn't look like I have any unread emails."
he looks so happy
Two tan and white dogs are sitting floofily in front of black eyed Susan’s. The sun makes them look like a Rembrandt painting
“Our dad is back from his dumb work trip & we are positively glowing with walkies excitement!” 🧵
The hardest problems in computer science are cache invalidation and printers
the only BTC I want to invest in
we have to kill the computer
the computer knows where it is at all times. it knows this because of unregulated bulk resale of user data and metadata
phone lock screen with a cute dog
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
Amazon Ring is introducing a new feature that would allow police to request live-stream access to people’s home security devices.
Helllll no. If you have one of those things, get rid of it. Kill it with fire
permadeath gamedev where you cancel the game if it ever crashes during development
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
