T.B. Tanzi

a woman in a blue apron is preparing food in a kitchen and asking for breakfast . Alt: a woman in a blue apron, Alice from the Brady Bunch, is preparing food in a kitchen and asking for breakfast .

#5amwritersclub. It’s what’s for breakfast. 😁

Yo, #5amwritersclub! Word is out that one of my family members got in trouble last night for confronting a school yard bully at a recital. 👏 Life tip: Don’t be a bully and the Italians don’t come for you. 😎 Next book chapter is writing itself. I miss all the good stuff late at night.

Welcoming myself to #5amwritersclub. Yay me! Don’t tell me I actually have to perform now… 😁✍️🎭

The pizza oven has broken. My boss wants to know if I can read the Italian repair instructions. No, but I can bless it really well in Italian curses thanks to my Sicilian grandparents. 🤌🇮🇹🤬

a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon . Alt: a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon .

I have become so good at toasting bread in a cast iron pan with olive oil, I need my own cooking show. 👩🏻‍🍳

a man is pushing a washing machine in a laundry room . Alt: a man is dancing next to a washing machine in a laundry room .

Here for #5amwritersclub. But first, laundry.

The Pointer Sisters are so excited that they just can't hide it. As I am at the beginning of my work day, I can't say the same. Luckily, Billy Joel is now here claiming not to have started the fire and to that, I can relate. 🔥🎶 #ThursdayVibes 🤘

You have no idea the level of split personalities going down. 📚📚📚 Embrace the nuthouse. 😎

Greetings, #5amwritersclub. Let the magic begin. 😁

a baseball game is being played in a stadium with an ad for state farm Alt: a baseball game is being played with a player sliding home

Sliding in under the hour to say I have arrived for #5amwritersclub! I blame the medicine! ✍️📚 And the #WritingCommunity cheers! 🎉🎉🎉

I have written three chapters today so far.🫡 I expect tributes and a statue.🗿 I'll settle for chocolate and a gas card instead. 💰

Thank you! See you soon! 👍

🤣😎 I'll send Uncle Vinny with the bat and some dead fish to casting.

May I nominate the illustrious Fiat design team who like any true Italian decides how you must drive the vehicle you paid good money for, exactly how they think it’s supposed to be driven, or you fail to be ready for inspection? My people emigrated from Italy to escape this type of abuse… 🚢👋

Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Tis the season and I am voting myself most likely to edit a chapter today. 😁👩🏻‍🎓Maestro, music please! 🎶 As I strut down the walkway to my kitchen counter, note the pen I pick up for this momentous occasion… ✍️📚🤣 #WritingCommunity

Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Holidays and family get togethers garner love and more material for my next book chapter. It also yields another email to 23andMe to check my genetic test results, please. 🙏 #WritingCommunity

#HelloBluSky! 👋

a woman says shady pines ma in a green sweater ALT: a woman says shady pines ma in a green sweater

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms. It's the one day a year I am not allowed to threaten mine with Shady Pines and she knows it. 💐💖🤷‍♀️

Started today off with an #earthquake, currently in the middle of a torrential downpour, if the locusts show up, I'm leaving the state. 👋🦗