I just saw someone going for a run, she had all the gear and was running at a cracking pace. I felt bad for being judgemental because she was having one of those gel packs for sustenance.
I needn't have felt bad because it wasn't a gel pack for sustenance, she was vaping.
You have to admit, it would be VERY funny if Elon Musk bought this too.
Does the Thanksgiving Parade music booker also book the celebrities for Trump's rallies?
To avoid Thanksgiving drama, simply set up a Bluesky table next to the main table. When it gets too much, finish your meal there.
Now Drake's dog is suing yoga for the use of downward dog.
You don't need to be an economist to know that the best way to stop illegal drugs from Mexico is to impose tariffs on Canada.
Trump pitched it to Hulk. Not the other way round.
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"Your honour, Kendrick was really mean to my client".
Please vote yes on Prop 34 aka Drake's Law.
Prop 34 is simple: you can't be mean to Drake. ESPECIALLY if it rhymes.
I saw a picture of a 192 year old tortoise today and I can't stop thinking about how unbelievably racist and sexist it must be.
Billie Joe Armstrong's roadies should call themselves the Green Day Packers.
As someone posting with 0 followers, I finally see the appeal of screaming into a void.
I'm at the age where me liking something is the signal it's dropped off.
This is why I want to become an Unfluencer. Brands pay me to wear their rivals clothing and post it.
This is like a rejected Bob's Burger intro joke.
When I'm reading with my son, asking him to point out different shapes or objects people think I'm teaching him, but I'm really just double checking he's not a robot.
A Blood Moon infers the existence of a Crip Moon.
I don't understand why I'm so hungover, I was only incredibly drunk last night.
