Danimal

I used to think all bear events were the same, but no.. Lazy Bear is above and beyond the best one I’ve been to.

Cool testicles

The fold makes me think it’s unused. I feel like it should be neatly bunched up.

Lookin great!

I love bathroom stall art. Nice one.

I feel like having an 11 inch wiener would be more of a burden than a blessing. We like you just the way you are.

I love when there are Clickbait headlines like “What happens to your body when you eat eggs everyday” and the article is just like

- you might fart a little more

- you might enjoy breakfast and feel full

- you might get some protein

Received and incredible gift from a friend. Almost as good as the gift was this amazing wrapping paper.

PV was cute

I want to hear from all those people who quit brushing their teeth and started oil pulling back in 2011. What are y’all up to? Are you ok?

Save some for meee

Come have a seat

Oh then we’re the same age! 2003 also gave us Transatlanticism, Hail To The Thief, Fever To Tell and Room On Fire. It was a solid year.

If you insist 😉

Not pleasant, hope you heal up soon handsome

Gorgeous ass - can I get in there?

Can we fast forward time a little bit? I’m ready for beef dip.

What a great way to give back to your community

Tasty

My husband and I saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe.

…“when did I change that!”. But only my phone it happens less, and therefore bothers me less. Perhaps it’s some sort of Stockholm syndrome though and I should be more enraged.

This functionality already existed on the watch to change watch face designs, so I believe is was a carry over feature that sucked on the watch and also sucks on the phone.

Admittedly I hate it more on the watch. I look down to find random watch faces on my watch all the time, thinking…

Froze my tiddies off this morning, it was 44° when I left for the gym. Happy Fall punkins.