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Reformed stooper. Now I'm going high. Trying to make being an asshole a bad thing, one person at a time. Come visit me at Greenwich St. Tavern in TriBeCa if you ever find yourself in downtown NYC.

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09.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very late getting to SNL this week but Colin Jost as Pete Hesgeth cracks me up.

09.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well I am also firmly on the flip flop side today.

09.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although I just saw a normal-looking dude walking barefoot and in NYC that's a different category all together.

09.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two kinds of people in NYC today: people wearing jackets or people wearing flip flops.

09.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

09.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a dream last night that I was dating Dave Portnoy and I can't imagine what depths of despair my psyche is in that I dreamt that.

09.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at future me setting all my manual clocks forward so I don't fuck up my double tomorrow. Go future me!

08.03.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pink hair is really sending me.

07.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could not have said this any better.

07.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See??? PINK!

07.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I crazy or is Trump's hair pink?

07.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The irony.

06.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey. Let's find the worst people we know to weigh in on this.

06.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you
โค๏ธ

05.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was. At least.

05.03.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This dude sitting in a rocking chair at Ft. Lauderdale airport watching Pete Hesgeth on his phone. I literally can't.

05.03.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ft. Lauderdale airport has a PSA about human trafficking. I don't know where to begin.

05.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also watched it and it was all those things.

02.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's so good to be home ๐Ÿ™„

02.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder how long after that her soul left her body?

01.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this SNL so much.

01.03.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very cool SNL opening. Forever a fan.

01.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM:

MSNOW - State of the union
TCM East- Gaslight

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

24.02.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6760 ๐Ÿ” 1640 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69 ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

it's always striking how everyone with a big important business job is like "due to the blizzard we will be closed Monday and also maybe Tuesday, fuck it" and everybody who owns a retail or food service establishment is like "get here through two feet of snow NOW or i will blow this place up"

24.02.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 875 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I work in a bar and couldn't celebrate. I've worked during many Olympics and I had zero national pride for the first time.

Also, in NYC and Rangers fans are lopsidedly Trumpy. I said what I said.

23.02.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I watch it I think the opposite. But today was fun.

22.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People were happy. Worth coming to work on 3 hours sleep.

22.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Full bar at 9:30 am

22.02.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I literally need to fall asleep in 20 minutes to get 5 hours. Don't see it happening.

22.02.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0