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11.03.2026 12:57
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For a second there I thought I was reading a post from and NFL Football Player!
69 news is a real local news station where I live, by the way lol
muting the @yourkickstartersucks.com pod when I see the mailman coming so he doesn't open the door and hear "Canada Dry tastes like semen" or whatever.
Your posts are %50 al Capone and 50% sandwiches 😂
*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV
Who's the father, Stretch Armstrong!?
Brother, I think you may be confused… those are actually 2 different franchises…
Babababababa basketbaaaalllll
The butterfly also giving the middle finger 😂
Barbie and Oppenheimer might seem like a strange double feature, but wait until you hear the charming unexpected portmanteau fans have dubbed it. Bappenbarmbie.
Actually a pretty killer logo concept
I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
today's wordle was bullshit
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guy crossing the street: "do not feel self conscious, no one is looking at me"
me watching from my car: "BIG MAN WALKIN' IN THE BIG CIT-AYYY"
Football shows love having on a guy named “Boom”.
Looks like you just barely beat out "podcast they don't make anymore"! 😜
Oh no! My business listing is in danger of being removed by google! Why didn’t someone call me 3 times a day to warn me?!
My favorite Christmas “movie” is a book and it’s called the bible.
we haven't changed a bit!
Can you imagine the public love immediately after finding out? Strangers embracing like family. Neighbors dragging the grill onto the sidewalk for spontaneous block parties. Every person in the country is going to get their own personal WWII sailor to sweep them into a passionate kiss.
The first sentence of this sounds like a math problem from junior high
almost $80 right there. the popcorn is expensive
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There's Homer...
it's happening!!!!!
....wow
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