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Just wait till Don Jr loads up $1m on YES at 8:1 odds and tells his dad to fake endorse JD

Marco Shoebio

Warriors are lottery bound 😬

Wilt erasure

😮

March 10, 1997: Golden State's Chris Mullin receives a "one-technical ejection” in Los Angeles and then decides to take the game ball with him to the locker room.

Clippers 112, Warriors 106.

Incredible that he got to so many classics in such a short clip:
- strong accordion hands
- doing things nobody has ever done (including him)
- reductions greater than 100%
- a nice “fake news” drop

And he even got in a “third term” tease at the beginning

Ahhh got it. Was hoping it was as simple as escaping the ampersand or something lmao

@saewitz.com @alecgorge.bsky.social hazy memory of decade old convo but is there a technical or legal reason we can’t index MMW in Relisten aside from everyone wanting everything all the time?

Team with only WR3 signs WR3 to be their WR3, leaving former team to elevate WR3 to WR3

God forbid they accelerate the process of calling the game right

2/7/26 ETG > MB7 > Likes of Me 🔥 #bmfs

The world if we could just abolish clock changing

That’s the nicest way I’ve ever heard someone call Shai and Harden free throw merchants

After a while of eternity you may get bored of peace. People say “sir, call it the board of peace.” Iranians say “paradise” but it’s a shithole

🐐

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Just fed / ate dinner with five 15 year olds (two of whom are my children) and what I learned is that

- you need a strat for everything, whether you’re talking video games, school, or calorie consumption
- everyone is bro, male or female, child or adult
- you better be locked in and drink milk

It is suddenly beer-and-start-making-dinner-o’clock and guess what sporadic shipment just arrived in sunny Northern California

Pre-pregnant

the best and largest schnitzel I’ve had in my life, at Bei Oma Kleinmann in Cologne, Germany

Love a good schnitzel

And the one 10 days later at @longstory.bsky.social’s first show 🔥

Don’t get me started 🥺

Back when they explored the whole dynamic range 🤌

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Talk about burying the lede 😂

I was so excited for the 8/4/15 Mike’s and just laughed when he fucked it up despite Drew’s heroic efforts

He shouldn’t have even needed the Deer Creek reference - don’t play the usual D>E>F#m tag and chromatic walk down and just play an F chord instead and start jamming

Oh well 🫠

He made that 4.0 guitar joke because his noob daughter said her noob friends were calling it 4.0 and he thought that was funny so he posted it

He’s a very untrustworthy source on these matters

It’s because he is a fuckin noob! At least as far as knowing the history of the band

- didn’t know what the Mike’s Song second jam was
- doesn’t know what year anything happened and routinely mixes them up in interviews
- doesn’t know half the catalog
- doesn’t know what era of Phish it is
etc