Dulcinea's #1 Fan

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

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I would play this, as long as the gruff bearded men’s testicles are realistically simulated.

Space Marine Terminators in 40k:
"IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!"
*Strong deployment*
*Attacks bounce off armour*
*Doused in 'stealer blood*

Space Marine Terminators in Space Hulk:
"Did you just hear something Brother?"
*All hell breaks loose*
*Storm Bolter jams*
*Armour opened like a tin can*

the box art for the launcher forager kit, showing three blue scrungaloids with grenade launchers in an urban environment. in the foreground is the smoking remains of half a scrungle

Sometimes I wonder how far back certain autism stereotypes go. The image of the autistic video game prodigy pre-dates video games in the form of the autistic pinball wiz. What was it before pinball? Did 1800s media have an archetype of Guy Who Can't Make Eye Contact But Whips Ass At Billiards?

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

Slay the Spire 2 on Steam The iconic roguelike deckbuilder returns. Craft a unique deck, encounter bizarre creatures, and discover relics of immense power in Slay the Spire 2!

Hey folks, adding Slay The Spire 2 to my Steam Curator page, because no surprises I am enjoying the absolute hell out of it. The original is one of my favourite games of all time, and this is one impressive follow-up that adds so much without compromise.

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Title: "The Haters" panel 1. Two round characters sit in a cinema. Yellow blob "I hate this!" Red Blob "Me too!" Panel 2. They have left the cinema Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!" Panel 3. "Did you like the book?" asks Yellow. Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?" Panel 4. Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits." Panel 5. Red blob "I'll lend you my copy." Yello blob"That's very kind." Panel 6. Caption: "Later" Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!" Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

holy shit

I&D Illustrated and Annotated

Book details.

Black Library Celebration is incoming, including pre-orders for INFINITE AND THE DIVINE ILLUSTRATED & ANNOTATED edition!

This puppy goes on sale Saturday, March 14th. Available while stocks last (but may be reprinted at a future date)!

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teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Antifa logo with text: "How do I rotate text in MS Paint." The text is not rotated.

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

7th House be like--

Astrology is nonsense because the stars are always wrong. When they are right again, well, let's just say you won't need to worry about divining what the future holds...

the way my eyes POPPED open when I saw what upgrading claws does

Jennifer would not say she was lost, exactly. She knew exactly where she was; a nondescript length of concrete hallway deep under the ground. The only issue was she had no idea how she’d gotten there, or how it connected to anything else. “This is so stupid. I bet other schools only have like, one or two underground complexes, at most. And a crypt, of course. Gotta have a crypt. Where the hell did they go? Probably forgot what they were doing and are off quoting things in stupid British accents again. Ooh, I’ve got a floppy disc in my brain filled entirely with Star War. Live long and… whatever the other thing. You’d think being a big-time monster fightboy, he’d learn something useful, instead of just a bunch of movie cliches.” She paused, considering her past misadventures with the group. “It’s right behind me, isn’t it.” (It is, in fact, right behind her)

my favourite part of doing must be tuesday revised was writing the dumb little short story at the front

and in the full version, it's illustrated

slay the spire 2

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

poster for a larp i'm co-running (and co-designed)

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

ECCC Commission.

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

The Spire has finally reawakened. ⚔️

Slay the Spire 2 is out now in Steam Early Access!!

New characters, enemies, environments, a co-op mode & more await you in this sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder. Join the journey now to be a part of the Spire's next evolution!

off-white badge ribbons with black lettering that say “HEY let’s talk about MYST”

made some very important badge ribbons for GDC next week

a two page spread from Must Be Tuesday Revised, showing the Connections rules for building relationships to other characters and using them to affect the Balance track. The art shows the game's sample Angel, Isaac, being hugged out of pressing the big Flood The World button by the sample demon, Tiffany

making serious progress finishing the arts for the full release of Must Be Tuesday Revived, and this one was simple but came out well

the full version will not only have all the art, but includes a bunch of new pages of guidelines, rules refinements, improved confrontation rules,

i love skaven so much

Tomorrow. ⚔️

Wolf Worm

Just in case you missed it, I have a new horror novel out on the 24th! Distract yourself from the horrors with smaller, more controllable horrors?

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