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Longbob JimGnome

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Part of the Xodus. Test Cricket. Oasis. Kasabian. Cheltenham Festival. David Gower. Caveats: I quote tweet and swear a lot

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a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and the words `` love ya , bro '' . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and the words `` love ya , bro '' .

When your mate of years finally comes out of the closet and all you have is absolute love for him ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

08.03.2026 19:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gorgeous! 😍

08.03.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Almost like we called it out and got abused to high heaven for our troubles!

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember when ‘Brexit Means Brexit’ became a way for silly people to insist that they supported something they could neither justify nor explain. Obviously the context is very different, but something similar is already happening with the ‘war’ in Iran. And it’s mostly the same people doing it.

06.03.2026 08:10 👍 3403 🔁 727 💬 204 📌 22
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Hahahahhahahahahahhaa

05.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't ever really recall him being a dickhead though? Crap tackler? Yes

05.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I genuinely preferred Paul Scholes when he played. Never said a word, played, won shit and went home.

This gobshite on shit podcasts fishing for clout on the gram is frankly unbearable.

05.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What fresh hell is this?

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I utterly despise what that obnoxious, Catalonian fraud has done to football in my country.

I fucking loathe and despise him as much now as I did when I was a teenager.

04.03.2026 20:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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THREE! Strelec! #UTB #Boro

02.03.2026 21:21 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

He turned them down, doesn't want to leave this season.

02.03.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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MJT spitting facts.

I need a drink and a shower.

🤮🤮🤮

02.03.2026 08:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eurgh, today's the day the bottom actually fell out.

Just fucking pay me off already.

02.03.2026 08:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just put England v New Zealand in the 7th Cricket world cup in 6 months and despite the fact there is only about 94 people in attendance there is a bloke screaming "LETS GO BANG BANG" repeatedly.

Now watching Sky sports news.

27.02.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Getting Out: The Ukrainian Cricket Team's Last Stand on the Front Lines of War Getting Out tells how Ukraine's cricketers escaped from Russia's invasion in February 2022, including first-hand accounts of the war. As the foreign-born players fled the bombings, the team’s Ukrainia...

In a bit of a departure from my normal Friday night, I'm on @geoffnorcott.bsky.social's show on @listentotimesradio.bsky.social this evening, talking about Ukrainian cricket and 'Getting Out'.

Have a listen just after 9, wherever you get your Times Radio.

www.pitchpublishing.co.uk/shop/getting...

27.02.2026 14:07 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Matt Badloss is continuing to take his defeat by the Greens incredibly badly

27.02.2026 13:05 👍 702 🔁 104 💬 84 📌 28

Imagine devoting your entire career to selling the idea that the British public hates wokery and is clamouring for radical right wing populism, only to then be defeated in an actual election by the most left wing possible coalition of politicians and activists in the country.

It's got to hurt

27.02.2026 13:25 👍 2419 🔁 392 💬 55 📌 17

Fingers crossed!

27.02.2026 09:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The poor ickle snowflake is having a temper tantrum because his "Party" had a boo boo

27.02.2026 09:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

More normal than fucking twitter mate

26.02.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone else doing a late night watching the by election or are you normal people?

26.02.2026 23:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All the best George, thanks for everything

26.02.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I smell a full disclosure......

25.02.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know that place, sadly the owner died backend of last year, was a good bloke

25.02.2026 10:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where were you going mate? Best places in the Town are Manjaros and Central Park for my money

25.02.2026 07:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Genuinely don't think there is a more unpleasant "Politician" about than Goodwin atm, he is slimy, obnoxious and extremely liberal with facts.

Come on Gorton/Denton boot him into touch.

25.02.2026 07:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I trust a complaint about the referee will be ensuing?

24.02.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Match!

24.02.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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𝐔p 𝐓he 𝐁oro👊

24.02.2026 18:51 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Pre match Parmo.

Destroyed 💪💪💪

24.02.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0