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A Benz and a Whittington walk into a seminary…

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I’m sorry. Help me understand. Have campus leftists been running around cheering for *checks notes* IRAN and we all somehow missed it? Who is this “Friedman?” Seems captive to irrational sycophancy if you ask me.

03.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There’s def a glitch in the matrix

09.02.2026 22:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. Just the thought of it makes my head hurt because of the amount of time I spent banging my head on a metal trash can. College was the worst.

30.01.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess I’ll attend that game watching party because apparently my second favorite band of all time will be screaming about Americans who are idiots and likely a whore or two.

19.01.2026 04:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh. This is from his speech to AIPAC in 2016? 2018? It was sooooooooo gross. “People who don’t believe in the Torah don’t get to have land.” He’s so gross.

18.01.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bring it. Y’all stave off civil war and no one will tell you to stop.

18.01.2026 23:42 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight at bedtime my kiddo asked if one day he could have hair like Thomas Jefferson. Obvs he meant Daveed Diggs in Hamilton. So his bedtime story was the tale of Rachel Dolezal and lessons in not being the worst.

03.01.2026 05:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.11.2025 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…to apologize? Better be.

05.11.2025 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carasoul, Knoxville, TN

03.03.2025 20:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dance party. Just play “Not Like Us” on a loop while everyone crip walks. Invite Serena and Kendrick as honored guests.

28.02.2025 22:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all. Bernice King doesn’t get the attention she deserves. She is a national treasure.

25.01.2025 13:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leo wants to employ you as his own personal dinosaur expert. He has quarters.

Also, I love you and this sucks and I wish I could cuddle on a couch with you and watch Marvel things and eat fried chicken and drink Manhattans until we pass out.

22.01.2025 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If they can tell me the gender of my embryo in a freezer then literally nothing means anything about any of this. It’s all a messy distraction.

22.01.2025 14:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a girl’s girl, I see.

22.01.2025 13:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tbh didn’t mean to label it as adult but let’s be real, Presbyterians can be a bit salacious.

07.01.2025 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dear Presbyterians, I’m trying to migrate all the things away from M*ta. Therefor I created a Reddit space for Millennials. I’ll hook you up with a link.

Meanwhile, someone else needs to make the other groups.

Sleeping cat photo for tax.

#Presbyterian

07.01.2025 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My sister worked for him. He and Rosalynn both were living saints with a bit of salt.

29.12.2024 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jimmy Carter: the greatest of the great men. What a treasure he was to this life.

29.12.2024 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In solidarity with the Teamsters, I suggest everyone stop ordering from Amazon.

19.12.2024 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bashing? I left a while back. What happened?

26.11.2024 14:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the purpose of a tie is to keep the head attached to the neck, then 1. If it’s to keep the neck attached to the body, then 2. But being a lady in 2024, I don’t know what the purpose of a tie is so it’s a mystery.

23.11.2024 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I came here for the MP love, and stay for the excellent political commentary.

20.11.2024 02:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cloud
Butterfly
Whatever

It’s better than the bird app

19.11.2024 01:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m already Millennial confused by the fun internet lingo and trends here on this cloud app and I’ve missed this!

19.11.2024 01:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe he should be less baldly anti-Palestinian…

19.11.2024 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re doing the shorter catechism in Sunday School and oh boy is this shit blowing some minds.

18.11.2024 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am indiscriminately following people whose bio includes something about loving cats. Is that you?

17.11.2024 22:41 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s because there’s no curry in it! Chicken Divan without curry is, well, basic garbage.

17.11.2024 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a Luddite, so probably not

17.11.2024 12:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0