KalamaPat

Knox, IN about to get smoked.

Man, max velocity has some unreal streams up. Wild tornado activity in northern IN

Or is that miller. Fuck.

Robin Arryn

High sparrow

Viserys would be a good candidate

Then it’s Robert

I think Tywin

Nothing incites rage like a car driving 45 mph down a residential street while your kids are playing in the yard… and then driving the same speed as it leaves the neighborhood 5 minutes later.

Storms canceled my flights to see my ailing grandmother. Gonna have to figure out another solution.

I’ve been doing an OK job of regularly working out this year. Which is a two order of magnitude improvement over the last 6 years. I’m patting myself on the back.

@sickoscommittee.org has anyone pointed out that the Canadian sweaters had a beveled leaf? I can’t imagine worse juju. You can’t bevel yourself.

Two part question:
1: is the strike zone board in wiffleball the most fair and just official in any sport?
2: is it the original analog VAR?

We got a Harley Jarvis situation?

Normal conversations:

Wife: oh btw I found r’galatine (lightning McQueen, as spoken by my son)
Me: where was he?
Wife: in the dinosaur
Me: makes sense

Man.

I think that’s the thing that’s so funny about the kid rock thing. No serious adult has or will ever listen to that because they like the music. And it’s the best they’ve got?

BMFS. As my daughter would say: “if you’re mean, you’re not invited to my birthday.”

Remember when Paul Ryan said his favorite band was RATM?

Gadsen flag alternates

Think about how many entire onions you’ve eaten

There are times when you have to recenter yourself as a parent and say “for the next hour and a half, I’m going to be the best dad I can be.”

After being home with a toddler for two days that’s now recovered from his stomach flu, that’s the point we’re at. We’re gonna run through that bedtime tape.

I have the windows open

Vegetarian southwestern chunky gazpacho

It explains a lot about how we’re able to afford a $500M arena in Kalamazoo. Also why kids who go K-12 in KPS get free college. Thank you, snow bumps!

I was there for the final days. That place was unhinged. Bartenders selling bottles of booze and pocketing the cash. Earlier that summer I wound up in possession of two punch cards on a random Thursday. See. You. Later.

Why is there not a medley relay for this. Luge, skeleton, bobsled… why can’t we have more?

Lance a hoop

Ice bocce. Games borne of necessity, able to be played with one hand. “Hey I bet I can get this thing closest to the thing. Hold my beer.”

No idea how it works. Seems like a good hang.