Faetato, Clockwork Cryptid

Cuddles with a puppy girl and being used as her chew toy would also be highly desirable.

I'm guessing it's cultural, too? As long as everyone is on the same page, what's wrong with having fun with friends?

See, I love this! It's a wonderful idea that friends can share themselves with each other unreservedly without automatically having to bring romantic feelings into play.

The way I need a kitty girl to cuddle with and also to use me as a scratching post.

That would fix me. Probably.

Mother frellin Night, I hate it here.

So what if I take this green catgirl who isn't quite a cat and isn't exactly a girl and made her my whole personality for a while?

I'm gay, I'm tired, and I want to take a nap with a cute femme.

Hi, I'm not expecting anything with how difficult life is for everyone rn but I'm reopening my tip jar to try and raise up some help for my move in August. Please don't contribute unless you're able to, this is just to give me a safety net.
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So excited for you! Congrats and I'm glad everything went so well! \○/

Super best good luck! 💚

Emergency hugs and pets waiting on standby 💚

You have my most sincere sympathies because that really does suck. {offers hugs}

That's so cruel and unfair! You deserve better from the world.

🙃👉👈💚

It's cruel and unfair that I don't have a femme to flirt with to help me stay awake during my overnight shift tonight.

Like, do I *really* need to be at work tonight or do I need to be gathering mats? I ask you.

Not me thinking about grinding on armorer and weaver in order to make gifts for some people I might get to start playing ffxiv with soon... lol

Dysphoria sucks *so* bad! It always finds something to latch onto and worm its way in from there.

I'm sorry you're dealing with it, too.

I volunteer!

/shifty eyes 👀

I am very capable of being completely normal about pretty femmes. This is a skill I possess.

Coworker I'm training: Would you like to see pictures of my kids?

Me: No. Would you like to see pictures of my glams for my characters in FFXIV?

She's so frellin pretty, oh my gods! *screams in gay*

(respectfully)

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me