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Aberdonian filmmaker from Aberdeen. Creator of ‘One Day Removals’ and ‘Wrong Time, Wrong Space’.

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From one extreme to another! While ‘One Day Removals’ is very much an adult comedy, ‘Wrong Time, Wrong Space’ can be watched by anyone. Also it’s my most award winningy film thus far. ODR didn’t win bugger all! youtu.be/0sQX3nGh3_Q?...

02.03.2026 12:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re gonna need a fatter boat…

28.02.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can wait.

28.02.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got children reading actual books, do I get an award? Do I smeg! And look at all the words they were learning: cunt, fuck, pish, wanker, bastard… hun.

28.02.2026 14:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hell, I caught kids at the back of the 11 bus reading the rude bits from the book!

28.02.2026 13:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Just doing my usual posting of where to find ‘One Day Removals’. These cult films don’t happen by themselves you know. So for anyone who hasn’t watched yet, give it a go! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

27.02.2026 20:21 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

Aberdeen has influencers?

23.02.2026 15:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bet we throw more shit at his head in the UK.

15.02.2026 11:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ruddy Nora.

05.02.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Woodend hospital today. Man alive it was cold! Brrr.

05.02.2026 16:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guest host on HIGNFY is a cert.

03.02.2026 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Split the difference, Laura visits me. Sorted.

24.01.2026 00:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

For the record, I never saw any fucking biscuits.

23.01.2026 21:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve never been back either.

23.01.2026 21:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fell for this. DO NOT let it happen.

23.01.2026 21:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s a comedy, folks! No, really. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

22.01.2026 16:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OK, but film investment is not an actual scam. It’s more yer, scamola.

22.01.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liquid manure spillage? My life seems quite easy now.

17.01.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it’s not my line, but it fits very well when one is ill. ‘I feel like a pig shat in my head.” And I really do.

17.01.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He might very well be the smallest cunt on the planet.

17.01.2026 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a nakedly self serving recommendation, but sincere. Also, there’s 20 quid in it for a good review. Act casual…

09.01.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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World gone to shit? Need a laugh? ‘One Day Removals’ might be for you! Warning: emphatically not suitable for work! You WILL offend your colleagues. Also, actually working class Scottish, not posh actors pretending like normal, so strap the fuck in for that! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

09.01.2026 03:42 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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Oh well, if you do classics, then ‘One Day Removals’ should go on the list. Admittedly, quite far down the list. How are you with extreme Scottish accents and more profanity than 2 Scorsese films put together?

09.01.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck aye.

06.01.2026 08:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

No, that’s me.

06.01.2026 04:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That was a fun walk, but at least the roads are walkable, which is more than the pavements are!

06.01.2026 04:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

St Marks. Always liked that building.

05.01.2026 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Give it time, give it time.

05.01.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better than Porridge? I’m not watching unless a tin of pineapples is involved.

05.01.2026 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also, twat.

05.01.2026 07:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0