Sam Youngman

You could do a lot worse than to take a moment and give this one a spin today. A perfect record.

I liked Radiohead until I saw them live. Then I loved them.

I liked the Eagles until I saw them live. Then I hated them.

TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.

It’s a failure of journalism to not ask these freaks what they’re on

Its small beans, but honestly hilarious how vain Trump is that he mistakenly said it was an "excursion" rather than "incursion" and now he's going to gaslight everyone as if that's a normal way of speaking.

Just like the insane asylums with immigrants because he couldn't understand seeking asylum.

The president of the United States took Air Force One to Kentucky today to try and unseat a congressman who exposed a child rape ring involving the president and his friends.

How the hell does that get such normal ho-hum coverage?

Oh that’s just Trump. What a rascal.

Respect

I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.

Trump can tell you exactly how many ships the U.S. has hit but he has no idea if he murdered all those little girls.

If you believe that then you’re ready for the White House press corps.

Yes, DC Pundit, I'm sure this is exactly what voters will be taking about this fall:

Man he is just not cut out for this level.

Ok so he's not lying, he's fucking senile.

Jake Tapper too busy sucking 10 dicks in 10 minutes to cover this and Sulzberger and Powell too busy trying to buy Little St Martin so they can honor the guy who helped them staff their publications

Me spending my week painting Bams picture over the 267 Kobe murals all around LA

Seeing a lot of "oh Reuters media is separate from the parent company" and uhhh if you really believe that then why would you care about Paramount buying everything.

They are absolutely the same company and if you've been paying attention, Reuters isn't so great anymore.

Just absolutely humiliating to be American right now.

This is so American it hurts.

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️

#NBASky #SkyHoops

Always heard Bam is the nicest human being. Good for him. Go Cats.

I don’t know why but I need Bam to get a board for the double-double.

If you aren't watching Bam make history right now, what are you doing?

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Please help me share the post below. I don’t have a huge following, but this nomination is a bit under the radar and deserves more attention. His committee vote is this Thursday.

Hard to imagine why the stand-for-nothing party is so despised

It was really game over once republicans learned they could lie to reporters’ faces without any blowback

Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says “motherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats

NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says “Muslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

NYT search result showing no coverage of rep. andy ogles saying "Muslims don't belong in American society"

only mention of ogles in the march 8 story from the nyt search result

just can't figure out why the NYT hasn't covered republican rep. andy ogles saying "Muslims don't belong in American society" what could it be