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Standing behind the same bench as in my last post but with both hands leaning on it. I’m still not smiling but you can see my chest a bit.

Hands down

I enjoyed this comment

I need more cats to do this in my presence

Me standing behind an incline bench in the gym flexing both my arms. I’m staring straight ahead with a very serious expression on my face as I try to make my biceps look as big as possible. I’m in a black tank top and shirt green shorts.

Hands up

Nice sconce

It was a delicious false economy

I once made granola and it cost me £22.

Practice with “pahr shahr”

Will you do the accent?

Oh, Bev

A good height

How tall’s the boy?

This. It doesn’t help if you’re 6’6 either, fyi.

Me in the gym sitting on an upright bench looking sideways at the camera with my arms behind my head.

What’s the penalty for late taxes?

Hanging on a bar at the gym wit my knees up

Whatever!

“How big are you?”

Same same

Bonus footage

Should I squeeze the lemon into the pan at the end of cooking, or directly over the plate just before serving?

Me, sitting on a bench at the gym, leaning forward with my forearms on my thighs and my hands together. The camera is offset, so at an angle, and I’m looking straight ahead. I’m wearing a tank top and short shorts and looking serious.

I had a week off but I came back

My need to correct things that are incorrect is a terrible bore

The shiny buff is everything. And much kudos to you for your perseverance and resilience through all these things.

Steven

The manager of capitalism is waiting to take your call

I’ll try harder

I’ve made an attempt to rectify

There’s been an error; we don’t even follow each other there.

Clutches pearls!

Literally an infinite number

Traps for days