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We make stuff Custom tabletop gaming accessories https://schoonerlabs.etsy.com Halifax NS Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Cult

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Press may no longer attend briefings as the Secretary looks and sounds too stupid. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

11.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Never met them."

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"There are only a few mines left, it's mostly safe."

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spain must be a lot like the US then, good people, shit leader?

11.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn’t care now and didn’t care then. He’s at least consistent.

Merely tools to be used and abused to line his pockets and pump his ego.

11.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the AI picking the targets then say: β€œYou’re right, that was a school. Would you like me to find another target?”

11.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortunately no one listens to the childish nonsense he spews with his middle school name calling and bullying.

11.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Draw Steel TTRPG character trackers are finally completed and available on our Etsy shop, link in bio.

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any artist friends and followers - a little duck friend is looking for a designer for a commission... πŸ¦† πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ¨

11.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PS - The other stupid idea samples are in the mail. I'll DM you the RM tracking on Patreon once it crosses the pond.

11.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Intrigued... Nothing better than a commercial stupid idea.

11.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Remember, Green turns to Brown under stress!"

If ya gotta explain your jokes...they aren't jokes.

11.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Consiglieri he meant to say…

10.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And with haste!
Good day sir!

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTheir β€˜donation’ wasn’t big enough”

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the late great Hannibal Lecter.

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needed a little oil price change for a few minutes perhaps?

10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s hope”

10.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya cause this bunch would keep quiet the fact they stopped something πŸ™„

10.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Little know fact...

Originally the day has been a pagen holiday celebrating the original 8 sprites that created the mushroom πŸ§šπŸ„

It was taken over to try to covert people to Marioanitny.

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After a half dozen posts on this I finally got why it’s Mario day πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈI’m getting old…

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FFS, how many pens and pencils does he have in that jacket?
Is Trump aware of this??

10.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean like how the US blackmails other countries with invasion if they don't give in to their tariff and resource threats? Gotcha.

10.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well they implied the school had missiles so we can assume they bomb it on purpose.

That or they heard they had more than 5 pencils...

They are all POS humans that need to be gone. Their love of killing is on full display.

10.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They probably had more than 5 pencils, so they were seen as a threat to Trump's rules.

10.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"No hesitation..."

"But it's a school??"

"Too late"

10.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We don't target schools...unless we claim they have missiles, then we just kill everyone. Case closed."

10.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So they blew up the school because they claimed it had missiles.

10.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0