Scott

yeah but we're winning, right? right?

the same guy dressed 3 different ways, one as an indiana jones knockoff, one as a gymnast and one is a micheal jackson knockoff. above in large white text font: online in the u.s.a.

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They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

Can this be a solution?

The GOP is aggressively becoming more Nazi every day, literally sharing talking points, conspiracy theories, and supporting people who love Hitler, but we keep treating them like a normal party, and you have some Democrats who still preach civility and bipartisanship.

Amazing.

Sodomizing a Palestinian prisoner with a knife on camera is apparently legal in Israel

Legitimately every time some bloodthirsty ghouls start advocating for another cruel and useless war, everyone with a conscience should say no and demand at least this much money be used for social services thanks to the savings.

I'm so mad about this new tax I'm going to save money by ... buying a $44 million penthouse?

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

fell for it again award recipients

Did they find Nancy Guthrie?

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

Sorcerer (1977), Dir. William Friedkin

Always Sunny Mac fireball when they're selling roadside gas

These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration

Hard to believe the biggest fuckups in the history of the world fucked this up

oh wow it's like Iran and Venezuela are two wildly different countries whose governments respond very differently when attacked

looks like he's melting

Nice! Have a great time!

Kind of amazing that the solution to beating the famously impenetrable Golden Dome is the bum rush strategy we used to win at Kick the Can

Me neither, but they’ll learn this war won’t end just bc Trump decides he doesn’t want to play with this toy anymore. Why would Iran reopen the strait with the threat of renewed attack hanging over them? Or with Israel continuing to bomb? They killed or discredited the pro-negotiations faction.

She’s (a) running against Ilhan, and (b)probably counting on people not figuring out that she was an ICE prosecutor before signing up to imprison people at DOJ. Her candidacy comes with a free laugh track.

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Traer, IA

aw yeah, you know how to take care of yourself😎

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

How comfortable would you feel walking through a field if someone told you "We took out most of the mines"