Trump: we're gonna kill you all. we're gonna regime change you. we want nothing less than unconditional surrender
Mojtaba: guess we're going down together then
trump: [surprised pikachu.jpg]
only true on days ending in Y
shoplifting is bad. cheating on your taxes is bad. smoking on the train is bad. not picking up your dogโs poop is bad.
we live in a society, act like it!
Americans have no idea how much the world is shook, folks. Here in Thailand they have a running tally of how many days' worth of fuel the country has left.
Iran's government is more hardline, its people are poorer and more isolated, the region's on fire, and the global economy feels like its about to go into shock
If you want to know why people wanted to avoid war with Iran for so long, you're finding out in real time
All the dudes out there with two $1600/month loans on their lifted pickup trucks when gas hits $6/gal
it's cool how young men voted republican as a bloc in one (1) election and immediately got like 30 "here's why you should never do that again" policy lessons.
how it feels taking public transit rn
Congrats to Rep. @katiejonesmpls.bsky.social and family, who biked to the hospital last week and came back with baby Hans. Here's what she told me about the ride:
Wang Shishen ๆฑชๅฃซๆ
(1686-1759), October 1728:
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ๅคไนฐ้ฑผ้ฑ๏ผๆพ่ฎฐๆบๅฝๅฐไผผๆณ๏ผ
ไธ่ช็ช็ๅจ้ป ้ผ ๏ผๅไบบๅฎ็จณๅง้ๆฐใ
I set money aside for fish before each meal.
She used to be no bigger than my hand --
Now with claw and tooth she routs the crafty rat,
And drowses by her humans on her mat.
โโฆsignificantly reduced the rate at which BART service crews have had to clean up vandalism and what the agency internally refers to as โvery large messesโโฆcleanup that generally requires staff to pull in larger bins and different types of cleaning products. The data, Trost said, was โshockingโ.โ
this is the sound of panic setting in
They are literally running with โwe have always been at war with Eurasia.โ Unreal.
this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's clichรฉ to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.
that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be
operation epic fury was carefully selected from a list of respectful names including
operation epic pwn
operation so fury, much illegal
operation jesterbombing, furymaxxing
A small format retail shop that just sells zines
One big (small) thing that the USA needs to work on is bringing back small format retail. Out shops are too big.
Top tier way to learn the launch date for our next major transit expansion
Analysis of crash data shows that you're 17 times more likely to die in a vehicle fire if you buy Elon Musk's Tesla Cyber truck than if you had bought a Ford Pinto, the 1970s era car infamous for gas tank explosions in rear end collisions.
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
33 of the people pardoned by Trump for January 6 have committed more crimes including molesting children and killing people while drunk driving.
Roadblocks to government action by organized groups of citizens is good when the government action is bad and bad when the government action is good.
Look at all the pro-housing voices in the paper of record ๐ฅ
Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!
Governor Pritzker convenes a roundtable on housing in Illinois.
Just unveiled the Building Up IL Developments (BUILD) plan and gathered a group to talk about housing in our state.
The consensus? We need to build more and fast.
Looking forward to getting it out to communities across Illinois.
