Albert The After Dark Bear

Wruuuf

sometimes kissing a bear helps

My favorite part of waking up when @osirisfaction.bsky.social visits is his patented crank start method.

#gay #handjob #cum

Hi it's be I'm men

Hot shot bathroom pic

I do! As well pussy and dick! (T-dick, girldick, cut, and original recipe!)

Waterproof.... >:3

I mean, I'm down uwu

Nicceee sad I didn't run into you, maybe next time!

Didn't get chance to hang out with horny friends this mcfc. But I didn't have the chance to plan much either.

Hopefully next year, more loads.

Fuck yes :3

*waves* just hit me up on telegram I'll let you cuddle and sniff ;P

A four panel comic featuring my transfem deer character, Kello. In the first panel, Kello wakes up next to a blue and pink dragon. In the next panel, they stand next to a stream, peeing. The third panel is a close up of Kello’s eyes looking shocked, a speech bubble from an unknown person says “oh my!” In the fourth panel, the camera pulls back to reveal two people in a canoe, one taking a picture. The canoe says “clay creek wildlife photography tours. The character in the front of TV of the canoe says “on your left you’ll see a white tailed deer. Kello looks mortified.

Did I have fun on my camping trip with Kello?

…

Does a deer piss in the woods?

(CW: Watersports)

What's wrong back there? I'm looking for the remote!

Oh good I was getting thirsty.

My anxiety and nerves about this new job are off the charts today and I just wanna be sucking some cock to relieve it.

This and a whispered offer is how i went down on my first dude. ^..^

@albertbearad.bsky.social couldn't keep his mitts off me while I was showing off like a good puppy.

@albertbearad.bsky.social prepping me for his fat cock.

This is a still frame from an episode of Star Trek: the next generation where Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship enterprise is stranded on a planet, with a leader of a people whose language is based in metaphor entirely. Eventually, Picard figures out how to communicate by referencing famous historical leaders from the people‘s history. But initially, it’s very confusing. This is thussly a joke on obscure references. The image has some fake subtitles that suggest Picard is saying “Miette, her body KICKED like the football”which is a much beloved, deep cut tweet where Patricia Lockwood was explaining that her cat was mad that she had slightly moved her aside with her foot.

Order up!

True Story.

Shit boys this grey chest hair is coming in quick! Doesn't seem to be getting any complaints though..

You sat Veerry pretty ;3

Me being a silly puppy all spread out on bed.

Sitting pretty as a lime green puppy boy.

Big puppy boy on all fours

Pup has a big belly

Did a little photoshoot with the help of @albertbearad.bsky.social

I was a good pup and sat pretty. #NSFW

It's been a while since my cheeks were clapped, anybody wanna help? :3

#gay #nsfw

Of course FCF includes tdick

Tdick is fucking great

(Un)fortunate Bump! 2/2

(Un)fortunate Bump! 1/2
A little thingy feat @orforf.bsky.social