Jess 家恩

"Popular self-defence against the fascist rats"
Sticker spotted in Nantes, France

feeling absolutely fucking insane seeing ostensibly progressive spaces, spaces where masking is beneficial if not already enforced, doing mask optional events. what's the point of any of it!!!!!!

oregon trail screenshot of a headstone reading Here lies Andy peperony and chease Press SPACE BAR to continue

There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.

BENOIT BLANC: yorgos my friend, your letters mention a ghost, or uh uh PHANTASM what's been bedevillin' your latest production

YORGOS LANTHIMOS: that's right Benoit

LISA SIMPSON: well, we can assume it's not a GHOST

BENOIT BLANC: but are we all not hawnted by something, Lisa Simpson

okay so is anyone else gaining a bunch of porn bot followers or...?

doodle of my character K9, with a traffic cone on his head. #kimgakaku

cone-9

They did augury on a grape

Fall in the Pacific Northwest

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

mirror selfie of jess doing a peace sign and wearing a white airgami mask, which is an origami-style folded face mask

new mask is fuckin HERE

my version of a kelpie! just like the bladderwort that this creature is inspired by, this creature vacuums in water by expanding their balloon-like heads, trapping small fish and other creatures inside their translucent bodies

your tinctures are lame as hell dude. don’t bring your cart by my hovel again

is it gay vampire season already? (obvious answer: it is always gay vampire season) 🦇🩸

it was a running joke with my mom when i was little that i was born w pointy ears!! and now that I'm older I'm just like ok but what if ....?

all i want is for my jewellery aesthetic to be fancy elf 💜 if they get 100 earrings with weird chains and confusing loops then so should i 💜

trying to bring it into camp to play w scratch. unrelatedly i have two things eating my brain now

does monsterfucking include vampires

(reposted bc the screenshot was weird) fwiw I'm on a pixel 6 Pro running latest Android and this is how the profile displays for me - maybe there's variance between phones? or OS?

not to be parasocial on main but everything around the new sufjan is absolutely devastating

Oh it's gonna have 30 or more people in attendance? Oh one of them is a baby? Oh even the BABY has had covid before? Everything Is Great And Nobody Is Sad

back to back messages in the family groupchat about my octogenarian grandparents having covid + planning for their birthday party. make it make sense!!!!!!!!!!!

already googling "how to open medium chest baldurs gate 3" it's been one day 💜 i love this game i will never take a single step in it without triple checkin the wiki to ensure it's okay first

All I really want is someone to love and a horse that solves crimes

just got noah kahan tickets, besties it IS a good morning 🙏

A path ahead leads the eye through a yellow-leaf strewn ground and trees that are dark and spindly

a wet sidewalk leads the eye ahead, past a straight roadway that's lined with bright red leafed trees

good morning!! 🍁

ok Genius

maybe if i don't move the migraine can't get me......has anyone ever thought of this before

Critics Furious Microsoft Is Training AI by Sucking Up Water During Drought Some people in Iowa are mad that Microsoft used a ton of water to train AI while Iowa has been in a drought caused by climate change.

"ChatGPT is not a necessity for human life, and yet we are literally taking water to feed a computer."