Hannah Cohen

who else tired right now

A photo of our Comfort inn hotel suite in Baltimore, Maryland where a framed photo of Counting Crows lead Adam Duritz is placed directly above the gray couch against the white wall. There’s absolutely no buffer space between the couch and frame. Why is it placed like this? Why is it not centered on the wall? This guy has never stayed at this particular hotel. I guess because he’s from Baltimore? Anyway I showed this picture to Michael Ian Black and he just stared in complete awe and amusement. It keeps getting funnier and funnier the longer I think about it.

have a lot of questions about who designed our hotel room in Baltimore.

there was no other artwork on the walls in our suite except this picture of Adam Duritz.

the world is literally plunged into fiery death and chaos and its just hard to focus on like.... anything else? routine stuff?

“My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood and this is my YouTube channel.”

Humans going upright was a mistake

yeahhhh it was certainly an experience 😭

!!!!!! How come I didn’t see you??!!!!! And WHY lmao

not me crying over a fictional CGI whale (watching season 2 of the live action One Piece)

It’s no lemon rolling on the sidewalk but it’s close

I wish the rest of the hotel was as quirky, just severely outdated and overpriced 😅

The amount of times I just adlibbed “Mr Jones” whenever we were in our room 😭😂

Photo of a life size portrait of Adam Duritz in our hotel lobby. I don’t know what else you need to know other than this.

What if I told you there was also a life size portrait of Adam Duritz in our hotel lobby

A photo of our Comfort inn hotel suite in Baltimore, Maryland where a framed photo of Counting Crows lead Adam Duritz is placed directly above the gray couch against the white wall. There’s absolutely no buffer space between the couch and frame. Why is it placed like this? Why is it not centered on the wall? This guy has never stayed at this particular hotel. I guess because he’s from Baltimore? Anyway I showed this picture to Michael Ian Black and he just stared in complete awe and amusement. It keeps getting funnier and funnier the longer I think about it.

have a lot of questions about who designed our hotel room in Baltimore.

there was no other artwork on the walls in our suite except this picture of Adam Duritz.

man uhhhh am I just supposed to work like this while toddler warmonger men ruin the world because the disconnect is very real

pivoting to being the guy in a barrel suit just yelling out on the street

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

compared to the amt of volunteers I deal with, you’re doing great 🎉💚

Light is the left hand of darkness
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death,
lying together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.

A picture of a long haired fuzzy black cat sitting on an arrangement of books I purchased from AWP, ruining the aesthetic but in a classically cat way

I was trying to do an aesthetic AWP book haul post for the ‘gram but cats gonna cat

A picture of a long haired fuzzy black cat sitting on an arrangement of books I purchased from AWP, ruining the aesthetic but in a classically cat way

I was trying to do an aesthetic AWP book haul post for the ‘gram but cats gonna cat

me at AWP offsites and readings: perhaps I am :) a writer :) wow :) amazing community :) I am inspired :)

me the moment I step outside the building: what the fuck dude

👋👋 beautiful state, actually

A plaque of a John Brown quote in the museum in Harper’s Ferry, WV that says “I hold God in infinitely greater reverence than Congress.... -John Brown”

A sculpture plaque of John Brown and Polish poet Cyprian Norwid

went on a side quest to Harper’s Ferry, WV to pay respects to John Brown 🫡

James and I are heading back to VA after an amazing time at AWP this week. Pics forthcoming but thanks to everyone I met, reunited, connected with, etc. Feels good & guess I’m a writer still 🙂

see yall in Chicago 2027, maybe?

A moray eel at the Baltimore aquarium lookin like the thousand yard stare soldier

Me after 4 days of being around 10,000+ people in a contained space

for real though I am very happy even when reality sets in :)

me at AWP offsites and readings: perhaps I am :) a writer :) wow :) amazing community :) I am inspired :)

me the moment I step outside the building: what the fuck dude

!!!!! I gotta come find you!!!! also, my voice is shot so I feel your pain

I got to see so many people and friends and writers today and I’m full of happiness but also my voice is almost gone but it was so worth it and I’ve missed so many people 🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

Absolutely!!!