Ian Gay

Hey Dude, don't you know there's an oil shortage? You might not wanna have all that blubber just out in the open like this...

He's still at the bar in the outer foyer, telling bystanders what a great job he did.

They look fabulous, Bronte :) Are they destined to inhabit discerning fridges across the nation, or do they have other plans for world domination?

Ninety bucks a kilo for Lindt chocolate? Are they putting diesel in the recipe now?

Can always count on The Nats to replace a lunatic with a bigger one. #auspol

Maybe it has a practical defensive only benefit, maybe it is even right (I doubt it). If we are in a fight defending, we are still in the fight. Hard not to see it as just the minimum response govt could do, so Trump can tick us off the roll, we are in the game, and Albo keeps his lunch money.

Of course not. Because that's not why they are helping.

"When it is being done to protect civilian lives" is such a shitty soundbite for cover. Will our deeply humanitarian govt next send some of these missiles to Beirut to help protect Lebanese Australian civilians from the Israelis?

Maybe there was a lot of uncertainty about who Daddy really was.

I like to think that while all us long time despisers of #vilekyle are delighting in his demise, the real payoff is knowing that most of his listeners will turn on him like arsehole seagulls on a soggy chip, because that's the type of fanbase he has created for himself.

It helps to say it out loud.

Albo : "This transport policy I am dusting off today is a nice juicy one for the writers at The Shovel to take the piss out of again.."

The Jewish Council of Australia condemns Benjamin Harnwell's appalling comment at the Advance conference and call on our leaders and the Antisemitism Envoy to speak out in condemnation.

Any event where someone holds up a number to score your effort, summer or winter sport, and I'm out.

Best wishes, Sandy! Send us pics of the hospital food if you get withdrawal symptoms :)

OK, you've got me welling up now, Mr Dog. How very dare you!

One of your best, Cathy. ❤️👏

Surely it's only about fighting for the best crumbs on the opposition benches for now?

The Valentines Day adverts in my feed are trying to get me murdered.

Tassie is now even more awful than it used to be. Never go there. #Kudelka

If the "tricky hole" for you is the one with the ramp and the waterwheel, then yep, your clubs will fit fine in an XV.

And we have to endure fill from patronising and gag-inducing #ch9 studio hosts every time a cloud shows up. I'm diabetic now.

He is *un-all-good-things-able*.

And 25 years of name recognition walks out the door too. Big chance.

If Ley gets outed, maybe she will just retire. The people of Albury could do us a favour and look to their neighbours in Indi and turn Farrer into another orange/teal seat.

And a saltwater crocodile.

Well, I'd be prepared to don pants for that.. enjoy :)

OK, this looks amazing. So many questions: What are you cooking? What time is dinner? Do I need to wear pants?

Or, you know, just ignore the whole thing like most of the world will.

Fabulous moment for your family! Is it possible you are wearing the same shoes, and forgot to polish them between photos? :)