sleepy eeveelutions
sleepy eeveelutions
Man: BUS DRIVER! WAAIIIT Man, dressed as a bus driver: GREG I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK Man: WAIIIIT! YOUR GOODBYE KISS!! WAAAIIIIT!! *Bus driver closes door* Man: NOOOOO
Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words βdeny,β βdefend,β and βdeposeβ written onto them
Pervis in bed looking at phone: IT IS BEDTIME! *Pervis drops phone on face* SMAK Phone angrily! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP IN TEN SECONDS
That fanfic was a banger and I will be thinking about it for the rest of my life
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bear family
Hacker: I'M IN... I HACKED INTO THE SERVER *MOMENTS EARLIER* Office worker: SOME GUY OVER AT I.T. NEEDS MY PASSWORD... SOUNDS A LITTLE FISHY... WAIT A SECOND... DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS COMPANY *SENDS PASSWORD*
meowth curled up in a blankie
New platform means new weirdos
I forgot about the concept of RP "pimp" accounts
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this is important
*Boxer stands ready* Other boxer: ka....me....ha.....me...... Boxer 1: I quit *Later at press conference* Boxer 1: I know he prolly couldn't but I ain't gonna f*** around and see if he could
Mustachioed person, held at gunpoint: Please don't shoot. I have kids. Mustachioed person, clearly pregnant: Oh no! I'm having a kid right now! My water broke *Baby falls to ground holding a gun* Splat *pow*. Robber dead. Mustachioed person: Guess you f***** with the wrong MamaMan
Man, standing on a cliff in front of a lighthouse: I am a lighthouse keeper man scrubbing wall of lighthouse: I keep her bricks nice and clean Man turning off the power to the lighthouse at night: I turn her light off at night so she can sleep Man cleaning up shipwrecked bodies off the shore in front of lighthouse: I clean her Beach every morning
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