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She's my favorite actress

10.03.2026 21:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao, the bottom of the reboot barrel is near.

05.03.2026 21:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of a tweet from the texas rangers baseball team depicting a statute of jay banks, a notorious texas ranger law man

screenshot of a tweet from the texas rangers baseball team depicting a statute of jay banks, a notorious texas ranger law man

the texas rangers just put up a statue of a man (jay banks) well-known for trying to keep schools in texas segregated, despite the passing of brown v. board of education. the statue was originally at dallas’ love field airport before being removed in 2020 (remember those times? lol)

03.03.2026 01:13 👍 292 🔁 103 💬 25 📌 73

LOOK

THERE'S A LION

OH MY GOD

THERE'S A LION

27.02.2026 19:26 👍 635 🔁 220 💬 5 📌 0
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 👍 6147 🔁 1245 💬 56 📌 71

Another one for @guardianforeheads.bagpuss.org

24.02.2026 16:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AI is going to make it nearly impossible for anyone to afford a new PC, phone, or gaming console -- all in the name of a future that will never come to pass and a present that will just make a few dudes rich. This is unacceptable

20.02.2026 23:44 👍 1200 🔁 414 💬 10 📌 49

Oh that’s the stuff

18.02.2026 13:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Allegations in Epstein files may amount to 'crimes against humanity,' UN experts say Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity,...

Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says reut.rs/4rpxDfl

17.02.2026 23:03 👍 2443 🔁 1000 💬 81 📌 130

tfw you’re gonna knock a mushroom out of a brick

14.02.2026 17:03 👍 289 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0
a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

happy valentine’s day

14.02.2026 13:58 👍 2594 🔁 622 💬 29 📌 46

Famously welcome character: the grim reaper

14.02.2026 06:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SomeBODY once bought me a Shrek made of Swarovski, I declared to the IRS.

08.02.2026 18:42 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Petition to make "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" the opening paragraph on every legal brief going forward.

13.02.2026 22:08 👍 1901 🔁 395 💬 100 📌 28

The decay of educational television into what exists today is 100% on purpose and part of how we got here.

13.02.2026 15:39 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

The decay of educational television into what exists today is 100% on purpose and part of how we got here.

13.02.2026 15:39 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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a group of simpsons characters sitting in a theater ALT: a group of simpsons characters sitting in a theater
11.02.2026 19:06 👍 92 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm a fan of the rhetorical one-two of "we're coming after you in this life and in the next"

10.02.2026 18:51 👍 2923 🔁 465 💬 12 📌 3
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.02.2026 18:43 👍 1969 🔁 433 💬 0 📌 6

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 👍 17918 🔁 5437 💬 245 📌 257

Oop

08.02.2026 14:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about “the sports team from my area sucks”

06.02.2026 23:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's just dunking on Tiger. Aww you can't play golf because of your knee hurts?

06.02.2026 16:35 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

People whining about rereleases and ports while sitting on 50+ unplayed games in their library. It's not that they won't play 10 year old games. They're just mad they already have them.

05.02.2026 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was watching a streamer restream it, and he had mandatory twitch ads come up, and people melted down because advertising was interrupting their advertising.

05.02.2026 16:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Devastating for my personal cold-cure: a frozen OJ concentrate stirred into a bottle of orange juice

05.02.2026 13:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is advertising

05.02.2026 05:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No you see, it’s good. When they don’t comply then… THEN we will have the high ground.

Better view from there…

05.02.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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