aphrosneeziac

Meep I'm here now

me doing the weed

Want 2 disappear

Let's gooo what'd u think

U get me vito

Im gonna kill bill (in puerto rico)

pronouncing bsky "bitski"

we are but silly little dudes hoppin around doing little bool sidequests to pass the time for the final bool (DYING or HEAVEN or DMT perma trip or I get turned into a cat or)

A tuxedo cat (Shoelace) is “loafing” next to a sleeping black cat (Lampshade) on a pile of blankets on my bed.

In dim lighting, a black cat and a tuxedo cat are laying in a small purple cat bed that is barely big enough for one adult cat, let alone two.

A timid tuxedo cat peers from the floor to the camera. I am taking the photo from atop my bed.

A bold black cat sits on my bed, appearing to be doing the splits. He was licking his tail with his legs spread and paused in this silly position.

Good morning bsky!! Allow me to introduce you to my new baby boys: Lampshade and Shoelace! Lamp is a confident and friendly guy and Shoe is a shy little one, but they’re best friends! Lamp owns the place now but Shoe is on his way to getting adjusted.

goin to puerto rico tmrw:3

Everyday is agonising

thanks vi:3

im gonna be beatrix from kill bill:3

these last few years highkey have done some serious fuckin damage to my adult brain and brought so much shame and neglect within myself and while i wanna be amicable and gracious with my parents, its been really hard having to be on eggshells for years with people who don't understand you.

i am MOVING in a few weeks (not far) BUT i will be away from home for the first time in a few years since covid basically!!! this means i can start being girly without having a panic attack!!!!! also since i have insurance now im gonna be back in therapy and going to the dentist and doctor for HRT!

eating at the cheesecake factory feels like being complicit in genocide

i ripped off my employer woooo suck my tranny cock

the property brothers seem tasty

faggy bagel

i have no mcgriddle today and thus i cannot get a boner

i am going to die if i cannot sleep at my desk rn

inyim was fun i slept on a very cold floor (willingly) and drank da henny with my slutty friends

i want mcgriddles in my ass