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Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds

Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds

Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds

10.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1329 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 15
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

18.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 3424 πŸ” 1159 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 21
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

17.01.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 40024 πŸ” 14690 πŸ’¬ 1321 πŸ“Œ 1044

Building the Lego Enterprise-D sounds like a personal project

28.11.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...

JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield

21.11.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
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Simon Fraser University renamed to "Students Failed to get into UBC" BURNABY, B.C. - After much deliberation, Simon Fraser University President Joy Johnson announced that the university has renamed itself to β€œStudents Failed to get into the University of British Columb...

Simon Fraser University renamed to "Students Failed to get into UBC"

13.11.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.

Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again

23.10.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 721 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 17

RTing because at no point this week did I see this reported on. The powers at be want us to feel alone and isolated. You are not.

01.10.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

WOW! Io is a moon of Jupiter, and ridiculously volcanic.

This image is from 46 years ago, BTW.

21.08.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

11.08.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12
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Completed this custom Star Wars blaster!
Based off an old Chinese arrow air pistol.
FULL ALBUM:
www.facebook.com/media/set/?v...

23.07.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Boimler and Rutherford from Star Trek: Lower Decks dressed as Mark Twain

Boimler and Rutherford from Star Trek: Lower Decks dressed as Mark Twain

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

06.06.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 641 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7

Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today

05.06.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 3038 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

05.06.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 12141 πŸ” 1428 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 79
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Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump has spent the day publicly feuding with former billionaire ally Elon Musk, as the two each insisted that they were shown less affection and attention from t...

Trump, Musk publicly feud over whose father loved them less

06.06.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 920 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 18
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Researchers warn Tim Horton's in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee HAMILTON, ON – Researchers are sounding alarm bells about the NHL Hockey Challenge on the Tim Hortons app, claiming the in-app fantasy hockey game is a β€˜gateway’ that can lead users to drink the highl...

Researchers warn Tim Horton's in-app NHL Hockey Challenge is a gateway to drinking their coffee

17.05.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders NDIANAPOLISβ€”In an effort to curb unauthorized traffic to adult websites within the state, Indiana lawmakers passed new legislation Thursday requiring all potential viewers of online pornography to reg...

New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

16.05.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 1939 πŸ” 241 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 44
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Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation WASHINGTONβ€”In a dramatic reversal of recent polls showing a decline in the president’s approval ratings during his first 100 days in office, new surveys confirmed Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s...

Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation

29.04.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 6796 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 49
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NEWS IN PHOTO: Newly-elected Mark Carney removes disguise to reveal maniacal, laughing Trudeau #cdnpoli

29.04.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 778 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 14

Everything is happening!

29.04.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Several people killed, others injured after vehicle drives into Vancouver street festival crowd: police | CBC News Vancouver police say several people have been killed and multiple others injured after a vehicle drove into a crowd at a street festival Saturday evening.

Our immediate story on the tragedy. Multiple people confirmed dead and one person in custody.

We’ll have more information as we verify information through the night.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

27.04.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 65
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Canada stuck between making new friends and sticking with that one friend that’s gotten super conservative CANADA - A somewhat reclusive and middle-aged Canada admitted it is stuck between making new friends or sticking with the one friend they’ve had forever, despite them recently becoming noticeably more...

Canada stuck between making new friends and sticking with that one friend that’s gotten super conservative

18.04.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
Dredd Helmet Test
Dredd Helmet Test YouTube video by LimeyBuilds

Testing out the clean version of my DREDD helmet for overall look.
youtu.be/xh8b6vcU6GA

09.04.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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April Fools’ post on friend's social media somehow less fun in era of constant misinformation Nelson, BC - A lighthearted fib posted on a friend’s Facebook page failed to generate the intended joyful confusion in even one reader this April Fool’s Day in light of the fact that the internet is a...

April Fools’ post on friend’s social media somehow less fun in era of constant misinformation

01.04.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10
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Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing TORONTO - Following reports of Trump Cabinet members including journalists on private Signal threads, Trump officials have reportedly texted similar plans for an invasion of Canada to anchor of CBC's ...

Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing

25.03.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 1084 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 47
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Elbows up, Canada!

22.03.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 4412 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 256
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β€œYou don't need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don't need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you're not obstructing traffic or access to buildings.
When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police.If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries.If you get stopped by the police, ask if you're free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away.If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don't sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present.If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney β€” no matter your citizenship or immigration status.”

Black graphic with text β€œYou don't need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you don't need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as you're not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police.If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries.If you get stopped by the police, ask if you're free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away.If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Don't sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present.If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that you’ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney β€” no matter your citizenship or immigration status.”

If you’re protesting this weekend, know your rights.

15.03.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 6405 πŸ” 3911 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 108
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Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an explosive White House meeting that saw President Trump berate the visiting Ukrainian president and push Russian talking points, Zelenskyy opined that the entire dishonou...

Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email

01.03.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

This meeting could have been an email

05.02.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck (for all of us!!)

04.02.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0