Heady Epic

Whaaaaaat?

How does one not know they are on a date?

Am I that old?

@im7below.bsky.social - I think you might have been the one who brought this artist to my attention.

I might be wrong, but if I am right then thank you.

It's impossible to wrap your head around that voice because it can seemingly do it all.

@iammaggierose.bsky.social

My goodness.

One can feel your voice from the bottom of our toes. I am on couch tour and blown away, again, by your voice.

I will never understand how that is a pop people enjoy.

I am someone's middle boy.

I may do a @zzbenz.bsky.social solo run for the middle weekend. Still like the prices for flights and tickets and a hotel.

I dont like having just paid my property taxes so need to be wise with money the next 2 pay periods and pray.

If that isnt a dichotomy then I don't know what is.

Dickotomy?

HolyfuckingFowler!!!!

That was an amazing series of insanity.

This would be a great playoff series.

I hadn't even thought of that.

People lie like crazy. Long story but a therapist helped me understand the depth of the human condition.

I assumed everyone was like me. "Tell the truth and everything falls into place"

Turns out, that isnt the case.

How do you know you would be working alongside this individual ?

That seems to be the key. If they offer you the job that is one of your questions before you accept or decline.

I was at my bahd's for our semi-weekly practice and that poor fugger was sick as a dog.

I had to do all the singing. At one point I went upstairs and when I came down he was doing some Dylan......uncannily.

You never know when an opportunity can arise.

My buddy is in an Uber and just did that to the driver.

I dont know if I am comfortable doing it with strangers.

I have done that and it's hard when it falls flat. I am not young.

Honey,I am stupid.

There is no way I have a sense.

Cant wait to watch this episode.

Couldn't watch it live.

Get me at a house party and you hear all these dating tales. People fucking howl.

Thats why my buddy has tried to talk me into doing an open mic.

5 women off the top of my head provided me a ton of material and I didn't end up in relationships with them. I probably got an hour's worth of I worked.

I have so many wild dating stories and none of them make fun of the women involved but 3 are amazing.

One other is a great story about how people are looking for different things in relationships. It has REALLY funny parts but at the end everyone feels sad it didnt work out.

That looks like a BLAST!

One of my favorite date stories was a story a woman told me.

It is so insane. No one could make it up but she told me not as a laughing story. She was looking for a shoulder to cry on.

We hung out probably 8ish times over 2 years but have vastly differing value systems.

I am comfortable in front of friends doing that while also comfortable in front of a mic playing and singing.

Live comedy feels like a TOTALLY different beast. I am gonna bomb many times but not sure how easily I could move on.

Didn't care with music but making people laugh is my favorite.

I do have a few AMAZING first date stories, the best being the dominatrix.

@zzbenz.bsky.social would LOVE that one. It is solid and takes you on a ride.

I am simply to lazy and uninterested to try and polish it into a stage bit.

The bit works!

Funny enough, one of my buddies is a lawyer and moonlights as a stand up. His side career is starting to make waves and he did a little tour of Montreal and Burlington recently.

Keeps trying to talk me into doing an open mic "just tell stories like you do at parties" - but I dunno.

That was what lunch did to me today 🤣

For the record, not all lawyers are bad. Some are awrsome and do needed work. I know a couple.

I once listened to a woman go on a racist tirade that I had seen a few times.

Decided not to hit and deleted her number.

Or Zuckered.....your choice.

So, you got Zucked?

Got a point.

Summerside

But glad I continued 🤣