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@ricketywhite

Wildly under-appreciated fiction writer / emo dad πŸ‘» πŸ–€πŸΈ https://www.ricketywhite.com/

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Yeah, I’ll be in the anthology. It’s great that all the listed stories actually end up somewhere, one of the best things about the comp.

02.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to the BFF winners! Great stories, all. I’m a little sad to have fallen at the last but pleased to have made the SL on this occasion. Onwards we go! πŸ‘» 🍸 πŸ–€

01.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Mike! πŸ’™

23.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OoooOoohhh still on the list πŸ‘€
Things are getting spicy now πŸ₯΅

23.02.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, thanks Michael! I suppose that is the idea of a β€˜contest’ isn’t it? Been a while since I’ve tasted the dust of the coliseum, and all that. You know what? I’m gonna bloody well do it πŸ’ͺ🏼

16.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*pleasure to make the list

Don’t hold that against me judges πŸ‘€

16.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, well, well, looks like Old Rickety’s still got it! Always a please to make the BFF list! πŸ₯³

16.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rick White Fall 2025 The Sow ​

Hello, hello, hello. I have a new story, β€˜The Sow’ in Issue of 30 of Jet Fuel Review. If you like short stories and you want to know what a lady wolverine is called then give it a read, thanks πŸ™πŸΌ 🐭 πŸ–€

www.jetfuelreview.com/rick-white-f...

02.12.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totally missed this at the time, I think I’m about a month behind on everything in life! Thank you, Michael πŸ’™

02.12.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Dave! Hope it’s all going well mate, good to see you on here! 🩡

29.09.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A More Radiant Glow John sat uncomfortably in a chair which must surely have been designed for discomfort, since it served no other purpose. It was eleven forty-seven a.m., or maybe two-eighteen p.m. or twenty past the h...

I have a new story in @MaudlinHouse today documenting the absurdity and horror of a typical working day, β€œA More Radiant Glow” is live now, please give it a read. πŸ‘» πŸ–€πŸΈ

maudlinhouse.net/a-more-radia...

29.09.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve always loved @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social writing, but there’s just something about this piece that really resonates deeply with me. Like he’s turned the bass up to 11, the bass in all four chambers of my heart, that is πŸ–€ πŸ’«

Also, the last line is an all-timer…

22.09.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha, she rules this house with an iron fist, and a truckload of booze. Kids amiright? πŸ₯ƒ 🍻

19.09.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a telling off from my four-year old daughter last night:

β€œDaddy, if I see you drinking one more beer then you’re not gonna be allowed any more beers, just some wine.”

19.09.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven't read Rick's latest published story, why are you even on this Earth? Producing carbon dioxide? Boosting consumer spending metrics? Please immerse yourself in "Kevin" ASAP. Thank you.

19.09.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks MGS! Great to see you over here πŸ‘‹πŸ»

19.09.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much, Mike! Really appreciate you giving it a read πŸ’™

19.09.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Delighted to receive an acceptance this morning from @mallorysmart.bsky.social at the incomparable @maudlinhouse.bsky.social β€” β€œA More Radiant Glow” will be my fourth publication with MH, what a fine bunch of folk they are! πŸ”₯ πŸ–€πŸΈπŸ‘»

19.09.2025 09:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New content every morning! It’s impossible to talk about the 2009 Sea World Dolphin Adventures Squad without mentioning Kevin.

They say every writer has one story about a pivotal career change in the life of a dolphin and this is mine! β€œKevin” recently published in the Gorko Gazette 🐬 thegorkogazette.com/2025/09/12/k...

19.09.2025 09:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I can’t imagine a world in which I just get paid to write, like it’s my actual job, get up, crack on. Maybe I even have an assistant to help with admin and stuff. Incredible. I mean, I still wouldn’t actually DO any writing, but what a thought.

19.03.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Foolproof pancake recipe: 18 eggs, 5 litres unpasteurised goat milk, half a bag of gypsum multi-purpose finishing plaster, pinch of salt.

You’re welcome.

Also you will need to wait a year as pancake day was yesterday. Always happy to help

05.03.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Mike πŸ™πŸΌ great to see you on here! I’d been clinging on to the other place for dear life but I think it’s completely done now.

01.03.2025 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh jeez that is horrendous. It’s making me grind my teeth just thinking about it πŸ˜–

01.03.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing that particularly winds me up in corporate-speak is people who say, β€œin terms of…” before saying anything at all. E.g:

β€œWhere’s my fucking coffee, Rick…?”

β€œSo, in terms of where’s your fucking coffee…”

Anyone else notice this?

01.03.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you should meet God at the all-night petrol station don’t forget to buy some blue rizla I. The ancient Chinese art of feng shui has among its principles that one should never place a mirror in front of a bed, the reason being that while a person sleeps, the soul leaves the body to travel...

New story up @maudlinhouse.bsky.social today. It’s about birth, death, raving, and all the tiny moments in between which make up a life. Hope you’ll give it a read. πŸ™πŸΌ πŸͺ© πŸ–€
maudlinhouse.net/if-you-shoul...

03.12.2024 20:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Cheers mate ☺️

22.11.2024 07:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Mise en Place" by Rick White 1I’m trying to remember the last time I actually spoke to Craig. I’ve got a text on my phone which reads: Mate! At a wedding and I think we’ve got a real-life jilting on our hands, no shit! Followed by another, ten minutes later saying: Oh no wait, she’s turned up :-( That was five years ago. I never replied, probably preoccupied with some other thing of great importance which I’ve long-since forgotten and, looking at it now, I feel a sharp pang of guilt for my old friend, sitting on his pew, ig

Been archived I think. Try this!

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21.11.2024 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3 year old: β€œdaddy look it’s morning!”

**3-year-old gleefully throws open curtains to reveal the sky, black as pitch.**

#monday

18.11.2024 12:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This year’s been a disaster for me. I got fired from my job, haven’t published any new writing, and a spider crawled on my pillow. But I’m clawing my way out of the deep, dark well. Which is all any of us can really do, I think. Hi to everyone on here πŸ‘‹πŸ»

09.11.2024 09:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0