Jaded Valkyr

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Thank youuuu I'll try this

The last thing I want is to read in 1st person because I do not want to pretend it's me, I do not want that pov. That's not why I'm reading. I am reading to observe outside myself entirely. 1st person fiction is so deeply uncomfortable for me I just won't read it.

tarot card for @starmae.bsky.social

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

Do not speak this into being please,

#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

A giveaway/raffle reading "SkyMagpie 2K giveaway" with a bunch of my art as examples. It says "Get a colored and shaded half-body art of your (favourite) character!"

I realized there are 2k of yous that get blasted by my posts few times a day, so I am doing a giveaway to thank you! 💙✨

➡️ Rules:
1. Follow me (at the time of the draw)
2. Like + Repost
3. (optional) Reply with the character I'll be drawing!

⭐ Raffle ends on March 16th, 2026! ⭐

#skymagpieart

Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld

"Paper Hurricane"

This artwork is a really fun experiment on limiting myself with the colors I use. I love rainbowy palettes so this one was an interesting artwork to make. Thoughts?

#art #digitalart #krita #artstyle #lighting #rendering

I'm about to take a nanna nap but I'll add you when I get up in a couple of hours, thank you :)

I would also like a skeb,

A moth emerging from its cocoon
#silenthill #darkart #art #horror #イラスト

I can only dream of being able to produce so much art u_u

Yaoi hands

Do you *have* 300 drawings of unicorns to offer?

Lmao there is no fucking way I am going to subscribe to any OS or computer program. Either you sell it to me to own or I fo elsewhere, or I oirate. Fuck technofeudalism.

Makes sense. I know that whatever they do with trolls I will be disappointed by feeling like they're being 'declawed' compared to classic so I stopped hoping for more. I'm a forsaken girlie now but have always mained a troll and love them. I just never talk about him lol.

Yeah, fair enough. It was the only thing I could think of that doesn't come with a very subjective opinion on the writing. Me having thought it was Fine doesn't make a difference since I'm not you. I'm sorry it wasn't what you hoped for though.

Could it be as simple as that you built it up in your head so much with your excitement that the reality just couldn't live up to your hopes? Not trying to be dismissive or a dick. It's just a thing that can sometimes happen and I don't think we get a lot of control over when it does and doesn't.

lmao are you serious. They're not even super pink. And if they were... man who cares they're One animal.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

Any will do. Watch your hands,

They're not much and they're all samey because they're the same OC, but I like doing them each year.

A stylised black horse leaping. It has black smoke for hair and many glowing blue eyes. Its neck and belly are opening like giant, sharp-toothed mouths.

Year of the Horse

For the absolutely insanely patient @rotwild.bsky.social !

So much fun with this one.