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Me when his texts give me the ick but the sex is good

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Idk if you’ve been to Breads on Oak in New Orleans but if they opened a location up here I would have everything I needed in life 😂 that bread is on another level

It’s a fixer-upper for sure but it’s got potential. All the wealthy white people are moving out to the suburbs so downtown and surrounding neighborhoods have become a gathering place for delightful weirdos. Really it just needs more jobs

As a New Orleans/louisiana frequent visitor/part time resident: Louisville. Surprisingly similar to NO except it experiences four seasons and won’t be completely underwater in a century ;)

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

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McConnell:

Kentucky politics are so weird. The democratic line is “this war is bad bc trump is a hypocrite,” repubs range from “war is bad bc America first” to “war is good bc protect Israel” (see. McConnell’s comments in the next post), and Rand Paul and Mitch were the only ones to mention the Iranian people

A screenshot of the Apple podcast app showing a part of the transcript for the episode of Behind the Bastards about Bishop David E. Taylor (part one). The following is highlighted: “Yeah. It’s like if I might be like, Jake, I’m getting a vision from God right now. There’s going to be an attack on a US military base at some point in the next five years.”

Welp. @iwriteok.bsky.social

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

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ICE are running around in the streets using facial recognition on random people and telling anyone filming them they're a domestic terrorist and Democrats solution is to equip every ICE agent with their very own body-worn surveillance camera

Not to mention it was a small neighborhood gathering literally 20 blocks away from the protests……

Hoping no one dies because of this extremely stupid decision.

I know Democrats are allergic to learning from their mistakes, but we have very clear and obvious evidence (see: Louisville 2020) that sending in nat’l guard only escalates already tense situations.

No one has been held accountable for the death of David McAtee and that was 6 years ago.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

it's really good that Oracle bought TikTok, a business that only loses money, at a time when it took on $56bn+ in debt and $240bn in lease obligations for GPUs to rent to OpenAI, a company that will run out of money. This could all have the funniest ending ever

Working on my Australian/New Zealand accents and I’ve come to realize that they only have three vowels: o, u, and eeh

My dad (who is usually very stoic during basketball games): YO REFS!!! LEARN HOW TO CALL A GAME!!!!!!

Me: you get ‘em, dad

Dad (grumpy): I will! Darnit

The mental gymnastics people will go through to convince themselves that remaining on that hellsite is somehow right/justified is remarkable and should be studied.

911 Operator: where are you

Me: San Francisco

911: …….yes but where

Me: Bottom of the Hill

911: I need an address

Me, wailing: I DONT KNOW IM FROM KENTUCKY

I also thought there was a second perp because a man dressed in all black wearing two backpacks was power walking behind me as I approached the van and took off running when I screamed, but he turned out to be some German guy who worked for google and exercised weirdly. Got partial plates though!

My one and only memory of BotH was catching someone breaking into our van, freaking out, calling 911, and when the operator asked for my location I said “San Francisco” 💀

I ran to the door of the venue and the bouncer saw my face, grabbed the bat leaning on the wall next to him, and took off

this is the future of digital conflict and it will work.

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

I have creative projects that I've been struggling to finish for *years* that I would rather fling into a fire than let a computer complete them for me.

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Going home tomorrow, but I got a lot of great photos in Louisiana this past week. Here’s a selection: