alex 🫥

i need a week of work off so i can rot in bed and read

anyone have covid they can pass on to me??

thanksgiving and other holidays are always hard for me, but i think this is the worst one in the past 4 years

BRAD PITT IS 60 YEARS OLD??????

CAN SPOTIFY WRAPPED COME OUT ALREADY PLEASE

ladies first this ladies first that, how about you let a lady finish first in bed?

holy shit… I NEED TO TELL MY MOM

is this REAL CAUSE I NEED TO SEE IT

there’s no way

i fear i came back to finish it……… why can’t i stop watching, its like a train wreck i can’t look away from

it started and i said what kind of y/n fanfic am i watching rn

just got off at my usual stop for work only to realize i need to go to a meeting two stops away 🤡

there goes my plans to not stress today

i’d say 4, i stopped watching not even halfway through LMFAO i’m gonna try to get through it tonight

i’ve decided to see what this hot frosty on netflix is about

wish me luck team 🫡

was a cow being swept up by a tornado involved

why am i craving meringue lately…

i’m practically foaming at the mouth to see my spotify wrapped this year

i’ll get you a pack of reds from the gas station grandpa

not an outfit i handmade but i felt so cunty in this fit

any??? how about ALL

quote this with a picture from your first festival vs. your most recent festival 🪩

first fest: ultra 2018
last fest: lost lands 2024

hey @bsky.app can we get group chat messages please

i love my cat so much she can never do any wrong my sweet angel baby

so many memories and friends made through twitter :( i’ll miss her

can i get my john cena follow on here plz i miss it

EXACTLY THIS

before yall serotonin syndrome kicks in I just want everyone who comes at me today that I can absolutely promise you that I had a better weekend than you and I had more sex than you and did better drugs than you and smoked better weed than you and heard better music than you

Being in the 25+ raver community is no joke like wym it ends at 3 am? I’m taking a nap before the show and the afters is my skincare ready for me in the bathroom when I get home 😭😂

as someone who types out and deletes and types out and deletes a thousand times to make sure what i’m saying makes sense to what i’m replying to, i really hope they add drafts here

why am i about to start tearing up over how much i love men with long hair

feeling very refreshed idk how i feel