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Commissioner Gorgon

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I guess I'm naive, but it's somehow still shocking to me that an ostensibly human person who talks and writes like that got elected two times. It remains beyond comprehension.

03.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it says "great place to work" right there, what's the problem.

27.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fogpiercer Demo on Steam Fight through the fog in this sci-fi roguelike deckbuilder where clever positioning, explosive chain-reactions, and the environment itself can make the difference between life and death.

Fogpiercer! A dystopian train tactics game, akin to Into the Breach. There are also cards, but don't let that deter you like it almost did me.

store.steampowered.com/app/3350900/...

27.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey some dudes I know made this and it's rad so go buy it ya dummy.

18.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That station was my stop for work for years.

15.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a little upset I’m only just now hearing about this.

10.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œfuck your feelings” party seems pretty okay with murdering people because they hurt your feelings.

24.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That cover is way cooler than the one we got in the US.

30.12.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, their logo lockup is awful.

04.12.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A business called β€œBuffalo Emissions.”

A business called β€œBuffalo Emissions.”

Hm.

11.11.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe one day this 31 year old image will not be relevant, but it ain't today.

10.11.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I’ve learned from this account is that there are some huge fuckin squares working for the CA DMV.

19.10.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the trailer and I want my money back.

21.08.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of actor Walter Brennan wearing the smallest tie in the known universe

An image of actor Walter Brennan wearing the smallest tie in the known universe

I'm watching A Bad Day at Black Rock and this has to be the smallest tie ever committed to film.

04.08.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prairie dog
Mellette, SD

15.07.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 589 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

I had a similar response early on, largely because I felt the dialog didn’t ring particularly true, but I wound up enjoying it quite a bit.

07.07.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
1995 - Fritos Texas Grill - You're No Reba (with Reba McEntire) Commercial
1995 - Fritos Texas Grill - You're No Reba (with Reba McEntire) Commercial YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule

Every now and then, in the quietest parts of the night, I can almost hear Reba singing the "I know what I like, and I like Fritos" jingle.

youtu.be/X0l_aI6Y5JI

17.06.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for not giving into Big Sex.

15.06.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Gold Key one is obviously great, but that Star Trek: The Movie one is pretty badass.

06.06.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Benevenstanciano.

03.06.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to name drugs for a living. Orudis KT. Brikular. Slowmavis V. Tonublat Extended Release.

01.05.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rocky desert terrain.

Rocky desert terrain.

A joshua tree hanging over a trail.

A joshua tree hanging over a trail.

Remnants of an old homestead in the desert mountains.

Remnants of an old homestead in the desert mountains.

A handsome lizard!

A handsome lizard!

One last batch.

11.04.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lizard sunning itself

Lizard sunning itself

Cool ass desert rock formations

Cool ass desert rock formations

More cool ass desert rock formations

More cool ass desert rock formations

Even more cool ass desert rock formations

Even more cool ass desert rock formations

09.04.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
THE END OF THE WORLD sign sitting in the middle of the California desert.

THE END OF THE WORLD sign sitting in the middle of the California desert.

Multicolored rock formations.

Multicolored rock formations.

Crop of a hotel sign.

Crop of a hotel sign.

Lava field with the Amboy crater in the background.

Lava field with the Amboy crater in the background.

More desert stuff.

08.04.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

07.04.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 39086 πŸ” 5979 πŸ’¬ 532 πŸ“Œ 248
Graffiti-covered RV in the middle of the desert.

Graffiti-covered RV in the middle of the desert.

Desert mountains with houses in the foreground.

Desert mountains with houses in the foreground.

07.04.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dude on a dirt bike mid air getting real rad with it.

Dude on a dirt bike mid air getting real rad with it.

Joshua Tree

Joshua Tree

Doing a little desert.

07.04.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand.

A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

Another angle of the same sculpture.

The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.

The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.

I have made CHEESE BOYS

03.04.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 7430 πŸ” 2093 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 2

I feel like maybe that was originally supposed to be Gregory Peck but then things got a little out of hand and Hatman was born.

16.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Old Hunting Grounds by Worthington Whittredge 1864
Oil on Canvas
(Reynolda House Museum of American Art)

09.03.2025 09:12 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1