Celefaze

And lo, my dream has been cut short. I made top bracket, and for that I feel grateful.

Waiting for the pairings for the last game of day two.

Currently first at the Age of Sigmar Palm Springs Open.

Holy shit.

I’m running a truly ridiculous grandhammer list that’s like, 1/2 support and chance mitigation, 1/2 18 hammer annihilators.

Well, this won’t last. But holy shit.

Won an RTT this evening. Second undefeated showing in a row.

Hitting my stride.

five photos of five red road signs with white text, all against a arid california chapparal type background THOUGH THE DARK OF FUTURE'S PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS FIRE WALK WITH ME [cursively scripty logo] Burma Shave

If you think I'm hot you're morally obligated to hit follow.

I don't make the rules, sorry.

Hello world. Time to get started again.

Damn, first David Lynch, now Ozzy. Rough year.

RIP 🦇

Having sushi with the guy I'm seeing at my place, go to move a roll from a box and randomly pull out a die I had in my pocket, say "fuck it, may as well run" and roll a 1. I shit you not, he pulls out *his own die he had in his pocket* and was like "redeploy".

May have found my match.

If there is a way to buy this individually I want it for Slaaneshi purposes.

Jotaro Kujo? The marine biologist?

Round 2, loss against Ligmar's Shane Lambert's Tzeentch. I hammered too deep and too greedily and paid the price.

Round 1, Gamers Guild GT, win against Sons of Slambo's Joey! Rats vs hammers, hammers did hammer things.

11th for Stormcast in the global ITC, currently tracking in the Top 8 for the SW Masters.

Let's. Fucking. Go.

Also, if you're a beginner, use a bold hunter's mark as soon as you enter the arena. All you need is at least one insight for the doll to be interactable, and then you can start using blood echoes to level up. Make sure you throw some points into the offensive stat you want to focus on, str or skill

First step of getting good: a lot of the visual cues can be frenetic and overwhelming. Focus your eyes on the parts of the boss that can damage you. Watch the weapons, claws, etc. Roll just before impact, oftentimes it's better to roll *towards* the boss when they attack.

Hammerlators. I'm looking forward to returning to the the Ruination Brotherhood for a bit when the new GHB drops.

Just won my first RTT.

It's honestly something I'm still internalizing after some big disappointments. You gotta cut your losses before you lose yourself in the loss.

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice.

Shit will suck. People will fail you. But not ALL shit will suck, and not ALL people will fail you. Don't get hung up on the ones that do.

Merely very confused as to how it got where it is.

Fuck you, Joe ❤

Going through the notes in my phone after writing a 10-page long poem for someone who's never gonna read it, I discovered I apparently wrote a punk song awhile ago that's actually kind of a banger?

I have no memory of doing this.

Star of Ishtar, to be precise.

I think I could be a decent mom, and I'm not terribly opposed to the idea in theory, but considering genetically I'm very likely to tap out hard mentally in my early/mid 70's, I don't want any potential children of mine to have to go through what I have at the age I did. So probably -not- happening.

That feeling when you realize you're almost 38.