Adam

First day this week I haven’t had crippling anxiety so that’s cool though

how is it only Wednesday

80 degrees in March yacht rock Fetty cover time

me in 7th grade free handing the most exquisite Type IXC U Boat you ever did see

you can date when russian intelligence was assigned to me as my special interest by the fact that i drew hammers and sickles on *my building blocks* in red felt pen

wait this poster goes so hard

Happy belated Ludendorff Bridge capture to all who celebrate

good hair bad hair no hair doesn’t matter! “Sure thing haircut” they’ll be rattled immediately

calling someone “haircut” is the ultimate insult. it’s not really offensive and always puts people on the back foot.

At the age where I make a lot of bizarre noises when I wake up in the morning.

SMERSH was indeed a very real organization.

oh you like that?

every reply from now on

she knows ball

my 83 year old grandmother calls me up to get the rundown on the Iranian insider threat vibe.

why is his only timeline two weeks everything is two weeks

ain’t no way dawg lmao

Can we offer a free subscription to war thunder to every Iranian? I need to know exactly what Shaheds they have (2026)

73 degrees Siri play Avicii levels right now

whatever i do when someone doesn’t agree with me:

I make this assessment with MODERATE confidence

“how about we send the kurds to cuba” - the greatest thread in the history of CIA, locked by the national security advisor after 12,239 pages of heated debate

you’re on the list

do you think fighting communism is funny