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She/her โ™ฅ Looking for my smartypantses and shenanigans peeps โ™ฅ #AnimalCaucus ASSEMBLE โ™ฅ https://linktr.ee/xochiptx

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It wasn't the US. Both of those facts where accomplished by Donald Trump

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to your strut training videos, Penny. Maybe mom can take you on the red wagon next time.
๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ

10.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s time fur da Mutt Strut!
Dis year will be my last year walking. Iโ€™ll still fundraise in da future, but Iโ€™m almost 14 & Momma thinks itโ€™s best to end on a high note!

We have a huge goal of $12,000 dis year! Any amount helps us reach dat goal & save thousands of lives!
runsignup.com/Lawnpotato

09.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 157 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

A Charlie PSA

10.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tuxedo cat on kitchen table placemat drinking water from a white bowl

Tuxedo cat on kitchen table placemat drinking water from a white bowl

โ€œDis ur reminder to stay hydrated. Espeshully kidney cates!โ€

09.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ziggy is INNOCENT!
๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ziggy the farting splootin' sleepy diabeetus pug

Ziggy the farting splootin' sleepy diabeetus pug

I just heard Ziggy fart. And so it begins.

10.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very sweet!
๐Ÿค๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿค

10.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very gentle face cleaning from Millie ๐Ÿค

10.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steve B๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™P!
๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆฆ

10.03.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Steve isnโ€™t quite ready for Tuesday. Actuallyโ€ฆ heโ€™s not really ready for anything.

10.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 506 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Gotta keep those snoopervising skills sharp, Murphy!
๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ

10.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DECK SHENANIGANS HAVE STARTED
With neighbourhood watching ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘€

10.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sighs while lounging on a luxury scratcher, a cat's life.
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿงก

10.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jinx the tabby bobtail lounging in her favorite box by the window.

Jinx the tabby bobtail lounging in her favorite box by the window.

I love when Jinx sighs. Like what is stressing you out my little fluffy unemployed freeloader?

10.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 251 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAPLE!
๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ

10.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sploot โ€˜em if ya got โ€˜em.

10.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 258 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Flanoy!
๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿงก๐Ÿˆ

10.03.2026 07:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imb bakk frends

10.03.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 220 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*House coos!
*movie royalty
*Black Panther AKA Wakanda Forever!
*Lucy for President!

10.03.2026 07:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Benedict Cumberbatch, the black and white spaniel sitting next to Sia the black-and-white Bulldog. they are h*ckin adorable.

Benedict Cumberbatch, the black and white spaniel sitting next to Sia the black-and-white Bulldog. they are h*ckin adorable.

Catherine Oโ€™Hara. The Chihuahua. Looking like a movie star.

Catherine Oโ€™Hara. The Chihuahua. Looking like a movie star.

Hi Binx ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

Hi Binx ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

Lucille Ball the Grievance Chihuahua. She is looking upon the world and she is not pleased. She also wants you to know she hears your grievances and says same girl same.

Lucille Ball the Grievance Chihuahua. She is looking upon the world and she is not pleased. She also wants you to know she hears your grievances and says same girl same.

Outtakes
1. House cows
y. Movie star
:-) A black cat for good luck
$. Judgement Day is upon us

10.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love your pillow, Flanoy!
๐Ÿงก๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿˆ

10.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
real live orange and white cat with green eyes stands on hind legs on white sofa back next to white pillow with image of orange cat with green eyes saying Taco Tuesday

real live orange and white cat with green eyes stands on hind legs on white sofa back next to white pillow with image of orange cat with green eyes saying Taco Tuesday

wen life immintate arte

10.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 225 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's  gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

10.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3390 ๐Ÿ” 292 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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My calf sent this to me

10.03.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 480 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Like dogs in Spanish say "guau" instead of "woof"

10.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the context of abuse, it's the same difference. A man talks like that about women when he sees them as property.

10.03.2026 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Benedict Cumberbatch!
Yes, I said his full government name bc I luvs himbs.
๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿง๐Ÿพ

10.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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House pringle ๐Ÿง

10.03.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He talks like the rapist he is.

10.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0