flameguy21

Level 2 Arceus in Pokemon Emerald

Fellas, I have successfully turned a worm into god.

Pokemon Emerald but the game is asking if you want to commit arson instead of asking if you want to save the game.

Messing around with Emerald rom hacking. Fear me.

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

I didn't have "Nintendo's legal department finally doing something useful" on my 2026 bingo card

Finally. Arms 2.

It's good to know that actually good video games are being released this year. Video game news has been so doom and gloom lately that it's easy to forget that there's actually still stuff to play.

bsky.app/profile/nero...

The less I use social media, the more I remember that liking stuff is way more fun when you don't have someone in your ear constantly telling you it sucks

same old same old

Pokemon Wuthering Waves

Please... I beg you....

can't wait to misread tweets about Pokemon WW as Pokemon Wind Waker

(this is a joke)

can't believe they put a cassette beast in pokemon

Pokemon winds and waves looks like an actual video game wtf

Waiting for the all the inevitable Gen 10 tweets where I misread it as Ben 10

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

A Terraria NPC saying "Life's a challenge when you're just naturally better than everyone else" while being stuck in a hole they cannot escape from.

You're stuck in a hole

They will announce a pokemon colosseum remaster on Pokémon day (call me the coper)

pet the wife #xenoblade

I forgot that Toy Story 4 existed. What do you mean there's a fifth one now?

Hey guys let's remake the first three God of War games but also let's shut down our studio most famous for high-quality remakes

what

Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Day One Edition

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Left Youtube thumbnail: "Fear of Depths." Right Youtube thumbnail: "Wendy's"

My tired brain thought this said "Fear of Wendy's"