Portland ebike rebate program begins April 6. You must be at 60% AMI (Area Medium Income) to qualify. Get up to $1,600 off a new e-bike plus $300 for accessories in 2026.
Paid for by PCEF Portland Clean Energy Fund.
@clevercycles.com + other local participating bike shops
After my most recent abdominal surgery I have occasional scar tissue pain and OH BOY IS TODAY THAT DAY.
A calico cat watching a bird video on a phone.
She’s watching her stories.
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Unless it’s a camp or lakeside cabin, I think you’re good.
I don't suppose any of you own an abandoned lighthouse you'd let me move into
Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy
A 1" locking-back pin, white background with a picture of Rex Manning on it, and the words "Happy Rex Manning Day" in purple type.
A 1" locking-back pin, black background with the words "I don't feel like I need to explain my art to you, Warren" in white letters.
A 1" locking-back pin, white background with the words "Damn the man! Save the Empire!" in black typewriter letters.
A 1" locking-back pin, purple background with a picture of Rex Manning on it, and the words "Happy Rex Manning Day" in white and purple type.
"We mustn't dwell! No, not today! We CAN'T!"
Reminder that April 8th is Rex Manning Day!
Don't be caught empty-handed when the time comes!
Order your pins today to make sure they're there on time!
Heck, I'll even throw in a bonus or two if you order in the next two weeks!
www.justgeekery.com
Bring it back
You blue maga are weird af
Our friend was sending pics from the train to PDX this morning. Asked if we had snow and I told her it was in the 50s and it’ll be ok. She also got past whatever slide happened over the tracks before it happened.
Sorry about your skunk fren.
Gotta do a jerky run next week. Any suggestions on flavor? More chili crisp? Something milder? LMK
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND
I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND
I'll be honest, there’s at least one mean bone in my body.
All of our clothes are black. When it’s breezy, our clothesline looks like a Viennese rave
We heard one song we liked on the radio and went and spent $12 on the album and then we got home and played the album and the rest of the album sucked, and we just owned it..
[playing nunchucks]
Mother Superior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
me: *putting Sister Agatha back down* sorry, Reverend Mother
I’ve been an unwilling participant in this thing called the morning again
It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin
Chicago wind gauge
Because cats tend to hide symptoms of injury or sickness, one way I've developed to check on their overall health is to do something they find annoying to see how quickly they bite you
Dude. Genuinely fucked up.
Im gonna file this under; duhhhh
Think about how it’s the backdrop for EVERY SINGLE TELEVISED EVENT…ffs
I had super shocked face when I saw ours got a new coiffure.
Me with oxtail every day.
Fucking brilliant. #baonpdx
The greatest pottery-club lesson of all time is
“Do not fuck around with arts & crafts hobbyists, for many of them are neurodivergent women and they can manufacture, very fast, the most cartoonish, embarrassingly naked caricature of you and make sure that everyone in your town sees it”
The beds are nice, but the pillows are straight outta county jail.
