You're not going to make any money doing this and no one is going to read it, so you must hope for a secret third thing to happen
09.03.2026 17:56
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The biggest rush in the world is seeing that you’ve been outbid for something moronic you bid on while drunken eBaying. Thank Christ I don’t have to pay for that beer tap handle for a home pub (that I don’t have) in the shape of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exhilaration! Congrats on the win, homepubguy1975!
10.03.2026 01:35
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Elliott with a Carlsberg.
A Carlsberg in a wine glass.
Putting a Carlsberg in a wine glass makes (1) it fancy, and (2) you fancy. I don’t make the rules.
09.03.2026 22:50
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Good riddance.
07.03.2026 14:25
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#TradeDeadline How does anyone in the Leafs org still have a job?
06.03.2026 20:10
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I hate the fucking Maple Leafs.
06.03.2026 20:05
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Never has a team held their fans in such disdain.
06.03.2026 19:43
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White text on a black background, “America I love you but you’re freaking me out.” A song by the Menzingers.
03.01.2026 14:46
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I will happily ghostwrite this memoir for you.
04.03.2026 20:09
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This is getting WILD.
04.03.2026 16:21
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It’s 9:03a and I’m out here in the world losing friends! Let’s go!
04.03.2026 14:02
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How cool! As a Leafs fan, love seeing the little girl wearing the Leafs jersey in the middle. 😂♥️
02.03.2026 22:05
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I had never internalized this awful truth. I weep for us.
02.03.2026 16:38
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Botticelli just hits different.
02.03.2026 02:14
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Remains true.
27.02.2026 22:49
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27.02.2026 18:52
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Is this how you feel right now?
27.02.2026 17:01
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It’s the excellent hockey takes. Certified puck knower ™️.
26.02.2026 13:28
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WeLcOmE tO SaNdWiCh HeAvEn! (And yeah the cars are huge, eh?)
25.02.2026 15:44
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British people HATE foxes.
25.02.2026 13:02
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Hell yeah.
24.02.2026 15:54
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A snowy street.
This snow is just the universe weeping for Team Canada. 🇨🇦
22.02.2026 23:41
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If you don’t have a master’s degree, customers don’t have to tip.
21.02.2026 17:19
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Seconded. Agree on both point one (cool!) and point two ($75 is wild for a t-shirt) of your thesis.
21.02.2026 14:45
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Without any context whatsoever, I’m gonna guess:
Wayne Gretzky.
21.02.2026 01:37
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CANADA IS GOING TO THE GOLD MEDAL GAME! 🇨🇦 🥇
CANADA COMES BACK TO BEAT FINLAND!
#MilanoCortina2026
20.02.2026 18:14
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This animal speaks to me.
19.02.2026 17:17
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