Imagine being the only tart in the slagroom.
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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social π Writer for @thedailytism.com https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Imagine being the only tart in the slagroom.
Oh dear, did sport happen?
In a challenging week, five good things from today:
1. Went on a bracing walk in the wind and rain
2. Got writing piece#1 to 90% done
3. Was honest about how I'm feeling (crap)
4. Enjoyed silliness & laughter with a bunch of pals
5. Held a wall sit for 10 godawful, eternal seconds
*high five* Exact experience.
Yes! Eeeeee. πΊοΈ
The phrase "minors" now makes me cringe, mostly thanks to fandom ... cack.
And I can't imagine how that's feeling, mate. π
It's such a good book! I'm glad other people can explain it. As it's been my only experience of the world, it takes effort for me to remember that for most people, daily sounds/sights/smells/etc. *don't* cause them pain and they're probably not hurting me deliberately.
"We're frightened of adults and it's your fault for existing" cool, ok... no.
(person existing)
Is this a threat?
Wow. WOW.
I have made a map for a fandom thing and it's SO MUCH FUN oh my god maps π₯°
Map map map map! π€©
Booooooo
π map
MAP
I am genuinely so happy that it doesn't cause you any pain. π May you always enjoy it. (Far from me.)
A green book with the title "50 ways to kill a slug"
Just tip out the salt, Walt. Step down with your shoe, Hugh.
Yes. YES. π€ It's so awful.
Also, I love that there are animal documentaries which cover all these options but this is specifically about dinosaurs.
Oh, doomed herbivore all the way
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I am delighted for you! It feels like I'm being stabbed in the ears. π
I have just caught up on this, and I just want to say: whistling.
1. Anyone making that sound with their face should have their face stapled shut
2. It literally makes me curl over in pain
3. Why is it socially acceptable? If I went "HHARRRRRRRR" at the same volume people would tell me to shut up!
Saw the phrase 'Dogs For Autism' and misunderstood just long enough to assume that a group of them had taken a really positive political stance.
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Awww!
Absolutely beautiful work.
That's the kind of thinking that lead me to a linguistics degree.
The AUDACITY.
I got as far as "all the leaves are green / and the skin is brown" before I realised I couldn't make pineapple scan properly. (Truly, a skill I do not have.)