It can also scratch the screen.
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It can also scratch the screen.
me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers
Please don’t tell me I need to cover myself with more bullshit?
An invite?
Balls
Montana basketball player Money Williams
Broke: dollar bills
Woke:
Happy tears!!!!
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
Hello, good day, I got seven whole hours of sleep last night so I will be tolerating zero bullshit today. Get outta my way.
At this point Ukraine should worry this regime will turn over their info to Putin.
Old and busted: Reaganomics
New hotness: Econihilism
I feel like this is the new version of saying a sentence and ending it with “in bed “.
Two veteran journalists produced a documentary that showed evidence of war crimes in Gaza. But the BBC refused to air the film.
This week on Reveal, we team up with @kcrw.com to tell the story of the film the BBC didn't want you to see:
Oh so it's another problem our bodies only had to solve because we made the drastic decision to leave the sea and thus had to construct ourselves a structurally reinforced EVA suit with a pressurised saline environment, an aeration system and, apparently, radiation shielding
Post Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table. 4:19 PM • Mar 8, 2026 CEverybody can reply 276 reposts 699 quotes 685 likes 36 saves 184 ① 975 685
This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people.
A hundred years from now, none of us will be alive. I don't know why all this evil exists. Life is so short. Love one another, accept each other's differences, spread love. Believe me, life is very short.
Did somebody here page me?
Common sense: Elected officials shouldn’t be able to use insider information to line their pockets on prediction markets.
Let’s get my bill passed and BAN this corruption!
I must be incredibly spoiled. My local joint makes these giant crab Rangoon with cream cheese whipped with ricotta, a dash of white pepper, crushed pineapple and loads of fresh crab. Surprisingly not molten.
Where are y’all getting your crab Rangoon that there’s no crab in it? Holy crap. Stop eating at terrible places.
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*races to airport
*hurdles through security
*sees her at boarding gate
*shouts her name
*she turns and sees me
*romantic music swells
“I RAN OVER YOUR CAT”
Ya’ll….curling!!!!!
🔴 Russian "Shahed" drone strike apartment building in Kryvyi Rih.
A Russian drone slammed into a nine-story residential building overnight, sparking a massive fire and damaging homes, four schools, and local businesses, Suspilne reports.
Geezus fuk
I bet the headliner of that car has a fragrant aroma.
I really would appreciate any time you all could spend with this. It's a little different from my usual stuff. Thank you!
RFK Jr is Trump shitting on HHS
Kristi Noem is Trump shitting on DHS
Hegseth is Trump shitting on the Pentagon
Patel is Trump shitting on the FBI
Rubio is Trump shitting on foreign policy
Pam Bondi is Trump shitting on the rule of law
Tulsi Gabbard is Trump shitting on US intelligence
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Melania chairing Security Council is Trump shitting on the UN
JD Vance is Trump shitting on the Western alliance
Stephen Miller is Trump shitting on the Constitution
Homan is Trump shitting on immigrants
Kushner is Trump shitting on ethics
Mike Johnson is Trump shitting on Congress
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Johnny Cash mooned me from a limo while I was riding with Waylon Jennings in another limo. OKC. (Apparently his relapse in 83 was legendary).
