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Cis Lesbian Grandma

@cislesbiangrandma

Just your basic middle age lesbian grandma pharmacist. Married 30 years to a very patient woman. Mom to 3 boys & 1 amazing granddaughter. Doodle lover (lesbian,duh) and devoted to independent pharmacy. Kinship caregiver.

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My colleague sent me this photo of her rescue dog on his way home after getting neutered:
The layers of cute…….

11.01.2026 07:12 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Amazing!!!

23.12.2025 23:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Life is too short to use bad tape. Or crappy wrapping paper.🤓

23.12.2025 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, my wife said that she thinks the tree looks just as pretty without all the ornaments on it, so it was an aesthetic choice for us.🤓 Yeah, that’s it.

23.12.2025 09:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This time of year can be especially hard if you are depressed. It’s the expectation that you be festive that just further accentuates the fact that you aren’t feeling it. If that makes sense.
This time of year is exp hard in pharmacy world. End of year pressure and holiday pressure? Oof.

23.12.2025 09:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what I’m saying. But the folks at work were divided. 🤷🏻‍♀️

23.12.2025 09:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apparently so. I’m team purple tape.

23.12.2025 09:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s that time of year. Where I think about the man who stopped me in Fred Meyer and asked me for help finding something. He was looking for cream of tartar. He was in the condiments aisle. Bless him.
To all the men sent to the store at Christmas time:

23.12.2025 09:09 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The Wisconsin relatives coming through with the squeaky cheese! Have you seen the price for cheese curds at grocery store? Small 4 ounce container is like $7.
I’m cheese rich!!!

23.12.2025 08:00 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.12.2025 07:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.12.2025 07:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wrapping paper companies that do not print a grid on back of paper:

23.12.2025 07:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to google it. It’s super hold Scotch tape. Imagine trying to open garment boxes with that taping it up.😂
I need to get some now . For science.

23.12.2025 07:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the teeth. They feel like real teeth.😳 I wasn’t expecting that for some reason.

23.12.2025 07:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so disturbing ugly that it becomes cute.

23.12.2025 07:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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To help you decide. Here’s the green matte tape (on right) and the purple satin tape (on left)

You might say,CLG, what tape on the left? Exactly…..

23.12.2025 07:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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At first I didn’t understand why my granddaughter loves these. But this guy is starting to grow on me.

23.12.2025 07:00 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
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Let’s start a heated debate.
Purple or green Scotch tape.

Those who dare say it makes no difference will be promptly blocked.

23.12.2025 06:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 0
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Shhhhh…..my program’s on!

16.12.2025 04:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too.

Minus the cardio.😜

15.12.2025 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No matter how many types of batteries you have you will never have the ones you need. Ever.

15.12.2025 04:53 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My dad sent me the perfect Christmas shirt.

14.12.2025 02:46 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Do it!!!

09.12.2025 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Us too.

08.12.2025 08:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What does your family call this? Muddy Buddies? Puppy Chow? Monkey Munch? Reindeer Chow?

What it should be called is Santa’s Crack. (See what I did there?)
🎅🏻🤶🏻

08.12.2025 08:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
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Okay, hear me out……

08.12.2025 08:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A is a popular choice. I’m not sure how we ended up with this chaotic wreath. My Virgo brain craves symmetry.

06.12.2025 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am honored to accept the inaugural ACA Peace Prize. Cornhole unites the world. We have saved BILLIONS!

06.12.2025 08:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I have a collection of sweaters of animals wearing sweaters.. I don’t know how this happened. It just happened.

06.12.2025 08:44 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love this wreath but every year we have a debate over how to hang it. What say you, lovely people.

Help!

06.12.2025 08:42 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0