Getting your pussy waxed is not preparing it for skateboard grinds, I am told.
13.01.2026 18:21
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Getting your pussy waxed is not preparing it for skateboard grinds, I am told.
RIP Mr Dilbert, I’m sorry the president let you down and you couldn’t watch the new season of JuJutsu Kaisen. I hope they serve manga in heaven.
I’m a real Jack-Off-All-Trades, no electrician, plumber, or linesman is safe.
You better watch your fucking mouth before I put my size 12 Hoka Bondis up your ass
Folks, this ain’t your DAD’S gay hockey show
Aww, fuck, I’m getting Fin-Dom’d by an ASMR YouTuber named WhispersForKamala
Bröther, may I have some Selena Gömez Oreos?
Can’t believe they picked basketball star and analytics expert Shane Battier to be the new pope.
What the fuck?
Dammit, a bodybuilder-type guy at work made me put on a felt jumpsuit and threw me as high as he could against a Velcro wall.
A cartoonish drawing of a grey and white cat with really big eyes and a smile.
He’s just a lil guy…
His name is Tugboat. I am playing around with making Twitch emotes and stuff.
Going to a Rangers game today. Do you think the other baseball fans will like my Kate Bush shirt?
Hey, I’m live on twitch.tv/ghomp. Come hang out and fuck with my museum
A big part of getting older is trying to figure out what length of pant is cool.
Fuck dude. I tried to make the Eraserhead baby out of packing paper, but I could get the tape to cooperate.
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
The Pillsbury Doughboy’s hat is made out of his skin.
Do you think The Roots are happy?
Zendaya is Nietzsche.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Loser
Tlon, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius
Things That Shagged Me
“Hell yeah, I have a comfy home-cardigan that I wear about the house,” I say, hocking into a spitoon.
Beating up a mugger, because the only person allowed to threaten my life is me.
Pour one out on a horse
Do you think Xanga’s pissed it had to change its logo?
