Lexx Clarke

Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres

Chicken and chips is one of my favourite "I need a culinary cuddle" meals 😋

Indeed, such treats!

You're one of them 😘🤭

🥰

The Hass back on brand 😎

I'm in Manchester at the beginning of next week for a work conference. This means a meal at New Wave Ramen, hurrah! Thanks again to @totalcurtis.bsky.social for the recommendation 😁

I couldn't possibly say...

*Taps mic.

Fuel price rises mean food cost increases esp for the UK. We are not food secure & continue to rely on imports. Investment needed in sustainable UK agriculture & produce NOT weapons.

Nor is it the time to start tinkering with welfare support. Next cost of living crisis incoming.

"We could do things to address why so many people are off work with mental ill health and ensure there's timely access to appropriate support if people need it."

"Nah, let's say people are workshy and GPs are over medicalising normal life."

"Errr, ooookay..."

🤭

At least you won't run out!

Gen AI ys a colde wynde to furthir freeze the sea within us.

That ys me yn the corner
That ys me yn the
spot
lighte
puttinge lyke fyve paragraphs of texte on an individual powerpoynte slyde

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge:
Downe at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe!
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge,
Downe yn West Hollywoode'
[LUTE SOLO] 🎶

"Yeah, I know how cute my tie is, but thanks for saying so."

You make a good point...

I can't decide if Tommy would rain down fury at this or give a look which says "About fucking time, losers!"

Yes, that religion thing can get right in the bin.

A t-shirt that reads "christ on a fucking bicycle, what the fuck is this shit"

A t-shirt that reads "I am a goddamned delight"

A t-shirt that reads, "motherfucker you do not want to hear my actual opinion"

A t-shirt that reads, "eat farts"

Classic tees are $13 until Monday.
eatf.art/13

Thoughts and prayers at this distressing time.

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

Can't believe another MCI has arrived!

A painting of a bird beside the text "looks like we're dealing with a big ol' turd sandwich"

🫠

FACTS:

Net Zero barely nudges your bill.

Fossil‑fuel wars send it through the roof.

So when Farage and his ilk slags off renewables while fanning conflict, remember who actually hikes your costs.

Too right

All the beetroot!

Gorgeous, what a lift to the spirit as well.

Classic Hass 😎